A quick little note

[windandwater]

To: Post-Production/Editor
From: Me
Re: This week's Top Chef!

Dear Post-Production/Editor person --

You are fucking badass. Putting in porno music in the background of the bathtub scene this week was a complete pimp move.

Please accept this internets, it is full of lulz.

Boomshaka,

Me

EDIT...

Wholly unconnected to the above, have a review

Comments

[endlessxsky]

... there's always porno music when I'm in the bath...

[windup_boytoy]

That is completely not my fault.

[endlessxsky]

I agree. It just... happens when I get in.

[windup_boytoy]

... all the time?

[endlessxsky]

Yeah. Maybe I have a stalker.

[windup_boytoy]

WHO'S STALKING YOU?! I'LL KICK HIS ASS!

[endlessxsky]

*looks thinky*

Maybe I should close the bathroom window when I take a bath. It just feels so nice though, the cool air and the steam. It makes me wanna burrow deeper into the water. *purrs*

[windup_boytoy]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD. THAT WAY PERVERTS CAN'T TAKE A LOOK AT YOU.

*aaaaaaaaargh he's getting a headache now and will have to keep a watch out and catch the pervert the next time*

[endlessxsky]

WELL MAYBE YOU NEED TO STOP YELLING AT ME.

[windup_boytoy]

D:

*goes completely quiet then and will... maybe just leave you alone*

[endlessxsky]

*aw, relax emo-ku, he didn't want you to go away, just to stop yelling*

[windup_boytoy]

*okay he won't leave but he'll just wait here silently as he plots various ways to maim whoever is peeping on you*

[endlessxsky]

:3 *gives you a kiss on the cheek*

Thank you for trying to save my virtue. I love you!

[windup_boytoy]

*he goes pink across his cheeks and is quite pleased and embarrassed at the same time*

I haven't saved it yet. It doesn't count until I punch someone in the face.

[endlessxsky]

The keyword there was 'trying'. :3 *kisses you again because you make a pretty color pink~*

[windup_boytoy]

*well if you're gonna keep doing that, he's gonna have to kiss you back~*