ho snapz :o Updated 2/23/2008 [[about time lol]]
Part 1: General*You are here
Part 2: Turn Ons/Offs
It's gonna sound cliche' but I like a guy that can make me laugh. Appearances don't mean jack squat to me. Honestly, I don't care what you look like. If you can make me laugh, you're fucking hott to me. haha But if you make me laugh and happen to be cute, that's just a perk.
'Cuz my ideal guy doesn't exist. To all you superficial bitches that judge everyone based on looks, you're fucking shallow and I hope you choke on your own vomit after it's been regurgitated twice. Your "perfect" mate does not exist no matter how bad you hype him/her up. Even Hollywood assholes are not "perfect". If they were perfect, why would they feel the need to hide all their flaws under syringes, face lifts and happy fake-ass smiles?
But if you want me to be shallow and crush your self-confidence; my ideal guy is cute (I have an asian boy fetish and that, to me is hott ), is at least 6' tall (but not a requirement), preferably with dark hair but I don't have a solid preference (if you got Miyavi rainbow hair, you're freakin' gorgeous), can make me laugh, and doesn't give a shit what others say about him. Or the other thing is if you have like, this bad boy look going on, but you're a fooking sweetheart, that is sexy right there. >w< I'm also sucker for red heads! Doesn't have to be a natural red head but I do like'em red. >w< The other thing, if you are asian, you can pretty much cancel out all of the above. XDD Default: automatic win >w<
The thing I don't like is guys that are clingy. I've known too many people that clearly don't have the phrase "personal space" anywhere in their vocabulary. D: So yeah, if you're clingy, I'm sorry but look at another girl. If you meet my requirements and your clingy, hmm...I'm not sure....that may be a save for you. >.> Well hafta see. XDD
Part 1: General
Part 2: Turn Ons/Offs*You are here
Turn ons/offs
Blonde hair: On
Brown hair: On
Red hair: On
How 'bout this;
Unnatural hair of any color: ONONONONONONONONON<3
Blue eyes: On
Green eyes: On
Brown eyes: On
Contacts w/dif. color(s): On
Athletic: depends
Skinny: depends
Few extra pounds: On but that also depends
Glasses: ON
Hat: depends...on
Good student: depends
Good at sports: depends but on
Dorky: ON! ON! ON!
Listens to rock: like jrock? omg on!
Listens to country: OFF!! D<
[[Better not be your primary source of music]]
Listens to emo: depends
Tough: depends...on I suppose
Sensitive: depends
Preppy: depends but off
Skater: ON! >w<
Well-dressed: depends but that may be off
Slacker: Off xD
[[Says the slacker herself]]
Good with computers: Ooooh on :D
I lurve my internetz
Plays guitar: ON!! ON ON ON ON ON!! DEAR JEZUSS ON!
Dances well: meh...doesn't have to but off I guess
Does something dorky that looks like dancing: LAWLZ On xD
Lifts weights: On as long as he's not too overly muscular
Has a job: On
Writes poetry: On!
Makes stupid jokes: depends on the stupidity of the joke but on xD
Adam's apple: ON!
Collar bone: ON!! ♥_♥
Boney wrist: On!
Shoulder blades: On!
Hip bone: Oh dear jebus ONONONONONONONONON!!!!!
Long fingers: Boney? Yes; on! xD
Shoulder blades: On! <333
Toned arms: ON! An' if you can see that little vain on the side, that's even hotter <33
Thighs: ON! xDDD
Confidence: Yes! But not arrogant or conceited.
Now I don't know why I consider this next one a turn on, it's just sexy. xD Those little indents in your lower back that're just above your butt. LOL Don't ask. xD