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My recipe is a secret though so I'm not going to tell you fish-shoveling groutclowns the secret because you'll just write it all over the Interweb and you'll try to steal my ideas like the time Gary Frewer stole my idea about the lamp on wheels and he patented it before I had a chance to. When I found out, I stormed over to Gary's house and drove my car into his tree to warn him about what happens when you try to put the scam over Keifer's eyes. It turned out that I had the wrong house, but I called up Gary on the phone and told him to go over to the other house and look at that tree because he's next.