Bad Fic Idol entries

[coiledsoul]

So I want to post all the bad fic entries here in the comm, but thought I'd ask permission first. There were 8 entries total and one of them was hand-written and never made it back to me for saving, so I won't be able to do that one, but the others I'd love to publish. Let me know if that's ok.

ETA: Most of you have already done my work for me! If you posted your badfic elsewhere, link in comments here plzkthx.