WORST FIRST LINES - Bad!Fic Poll-Off!
ETA: at 5:15 PM EST we still have a tie! So I'm going to leave the poll open for another hour!
Here are the winners from the three rounds of the WORST FIRST LINES competition; there are actually 4 options as there was a tie in the third round. Now. YOU MUST CHOOSE. One, and only one, vote will count per person in this round; as always please click on the TOP radio button for your vote. Could I be a vessel for a certain someone? PERHAPS.
Pick one, and only one, worst first line. Me? I'll be in the hall, removing my eyeballs with a melon baller.
Voting will close at about 5pm EST - you get plenty of time to decide on the best of the worst.... or worst of the worst? - with the "winner" being announced at con closing at 7pm EST.
Poll Bad-Fic Poll-Off of Doom!
Here are the winners from the three rounds of the WORST FIRST LINES competition; there are actually 4 options as there was a tie in the third round. Now. YOU MUST CHOOSE. One, and only one, vote will count per person in this round; as always please click on the TOP radio button for your vote. Could I be a vessel for a certain someone? PERHAPS.
Pick one, and only one, worst first line. Me? I'll be in the hall, removing my eyeballs with a melon baller.
Voting will close at about 5pm EST - you get plenty of time to decide on the best of the worst.... or worst of the worst? - with the "winner" being announced at con closing at 7pm EST.
Poll Bad-Fic Poll-Off of Doom!