Thirty-second bite || ACTION

[wimpyvampire]

*You will find Conrad doing a few things today!

A. LISTEN UP CLASS! Conrad is teaching early morning art class. He is teaching the students how to draw guide lines to draw the human body. The vampire draws on the chalk board, with his back to the class, drawing out the basic outline. And yes, the art room is very dark, only illuminated by the

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[shoeofbaileys]

[Guess who's in the grocery store with you and confused as fuck as to why you're buying anything, Conrad? Not that he himself is buying anything all that great, because you couldn't really make any type of identifiable meal out of kitchen soap, spaghetti, and zucchinis.]

What you doin', motherlicker? Thought you were a blood drinker, hmm?

[wimpyvampire]

*Conrad shoots a glare at Old Gregg.*

I'll have you know, I have a pet cat.

[shoeofbaileys]

That make sense.

You bein' a cat person.

[wimpyvampire]

Oh? And why do you think that?

[shoeofbaileys]

Cats good pets for lonely folk no one likes, yes sir.

[wimpyvampire]

P-Plenty of people like me!

[shoeofbaileys]

Yeah, there lotsa lonely people. Funny thing about lonely people is you'd think their asses wouldn't be all so lonely, there so many of them, yes sir.

[wimpyvampire]

*His eye will twitch and he tries to walk past him with his bag, huffing lightly*

[shoeofbaileys]

[Clearly, that means follow you, Conrad.]

Old Gregg make it so you don't gotta be lonely no more.

[wimpyvampire]

I'm not lonely, Old Gregg. I'm fine.

[shoeofbaileys]

That's what all lonely people say.

Old Gregg lonely sometimes too, it ain't a bad thing.

[wimpyvampire]

*WALKS FASTER*