Thirtieth Bite || ACTION

[wimpyvampire]

*GUESS WHAT? There's a small bat and a kitten who is following it, walking down the street! The kitten is a dark grey with yellow eyes, and a red collar around his throat. He seems to be following this small bat, trotting behind it.

You may see one of these scenarios!

A The kitten suddenly pounces onto the bat. The bat screeches bloody murder as

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( b. )

[vassalation]

[ guess who's sitting on his porch and laughing?

oh yeah, this guy right here. ]

[wimpyvampire]

*HDSJKDH FUCK YOU VESER.

Conrad flops in the air a few more times before the kitten loses interest and his face slams into the ground*

[vassalation]

[ that flopping and then face slamming does nothing to help stop the laughter.

if anything it just gets worse. imagine that. ]

[wimpyvampire]

*And the kitten beings to lick at his paw, paying no mind to the bat anymore as it slowly gets up to his feet, wobbling and rubbing at his face*

H...Hrn, shit, SHUT UP YOU TWAT.

[vassalation]

[ yeah, someone is surprised now. in fact, he might be stalking off his porch toward the bat. raising a brow. ]

Ha! You look as ridiculous as a bat as you do normally.

[wimpyvampire]

*hfdskjahf shitshitSHIT, he tries to waddle away from him, even flapping his wings stupidly. Knowing Veser, he might do something... teenage-like. Perhaps strapping him to a firework or something boyish like that.*

D-Don't you dare do anything stupid!

[vassalation]

[ he was actually going to see how far he could kick him, like a chubby little soccer ball. but strapping him a firework sounds so much more fun. either way, veser is following behind the little waddling fat bat. ]

Don't know what you're talkin' bout.

[wimpyvampire]

BULLSHIT!

*HE'S SEEN HOW YOU'VE TREATED HIS FURNITURE VESER, so he waddles even faster, but yeah, not getting much speed being less than a two feet tall.*

[vassalation]

No really, it's sad enough pickin' on you when you're normal but this is just animal abuse against a fat bat.

[ you're furniture doesn't have feeling, conrad. and is ugly anyway. think of it as a favor, or something. and he's still just following along. ]

[wimpyvampire]

*HE TURNS AROUND AT THAT*

I am not. Fat.

[vassalation]

No.

You're pretty damn fat.

[wimpyvampire]

It's just... the amount of fur I have.

[vassalation]

Are you... seriously self-conscious about being a fat bat?

[wimpyvampire]

NO I AM NOT.

[vassalation]

What? Self conscious or fat?

[wimpyvampire]

FAT! I told you, it's just my fur!