Thirtieth Bite || ACTION

[wimpyvampire]

*GUESS WHAT? There's a small bat and a kitten who is following it, walking down the street! The kitten is a dark grey with yellow eyes, and a red collar around his throat. He seems to be following this small bat, trotting behind it.

You may see one of these scenarios!

A The kitten suddenly pounces onto the bat. The bat screeches bloody murder as

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B

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Taking the kitten off the bat.]

Hello again. Is this your kitten?

[wimpyvampire]

*The kitten mews and stares up at her purring innocently. Conrad looks rather ruffled, sitting on the ground from his cat's play*

Y-Yes he is.

[the_wee_big_hag]

[She knows cats mr.kitty. But have a head pat anyway.]

Are you alright?

[wimpyvampire]

Just kind of... jostled but not too terrible.

*He readjusts his glasses and sighs gently*

He's a handful.

[the_wee_big_hag]

So I see.

What's his name?

[wimpyvampire]

*He folds his ears back as the cat rubs against her leg appreciatively*

His name is Pratchett.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Pratchett? Odd name.

Then again Granny named the one I gave her "You" so I can't really say much.

[wimpyvampire]

She... named it... "you"? That's strange.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Well it was more like. "You get over here." "You stop doing that"

....I'm hoping she'll warm up to it.

Granny Weatherwax might like her after a while...

[Maybe...]

[wimpyvampire]

...

*His ear twitches*

...Just.. who are you? I don't think I caught your name.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Tiffany Aching.

[wimpyvampire]

....There's more of you here than I thought.

[the_wee_big_hag]

[....]

Excuse me?

[wimpyvampire]

You, Susan, Death, and... even Teatime. You're in a book from where I'm from called 'Discworld'.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Don't forget Vimes and Vetineri. Though I think Vimes is droned as well. Nanny Ogg was here for a short time......

...Is this like the Feegles idea that they're already dead? Because I'm fairly certain I don't live in a book.

[Logic, when all else fails go to logic.]

[wimpyvampire]

It's.. rather complicated.