Twenty-Fourth bite || VOICE

[wimpyvampire]

[PROPERLY FILTERED AWAY FROM FINAS AND CASIMIRO] hooray for conrad~Z-Zevran? You there? I know you have some fighting skills... so I need your advice on something

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[deaths_heritor]

. . .

Learn the art of strategic retreat. Playing dirty is perfectly acceptable as well.

[wimpyvampire]

But they'll only chase me down! I can't really HIDE here in Mayfield.

[deaths_heritor]

Then befriend a very powerful person.

I don't know what sort of tips you expect if you say they're immune to attack.

[wimpyvampire]

I don't wanna just rely on other people all the damn time! I just want to know some defensive moves that don't involve running away!

[deaths_heritor]

Most defensive moves involve countering offense and . . . proceeding to offense. But if you'd like, I can show you the five most sensitive parts on a man. Or woman.

[wimpyvampire]

Sensitive parts? Like a pressure point?

[deaths_heritor]

No. Places that are easily broken or otherwise damaged to the point of complete disability.

[wimpyvampire]

R...Really? Like what places??

[deaths_heritor]

There are many, actually. But as I said, the five most accessible areas are, of course, for a man, his sensitive organs. The eyes and the nose are also susceptible to attack. The elbow is simple to break by bending in the wrong direction, as is the knee by a hard kick in the proper orientation.

A personal demonstration might be better for this.

[wimpyvampire]

No way! I don't wanna be the guinea pig!

[deaths_heritor]

You're learning, Conrad. You can practice on me.

[wimpyvampire]

WHAT? NO!

[deaths_heritor]

Well, who do you expect to practice on? Your girlfriend? Or do you think you'll magically be breaking bones the moment you get in a fight? Trust me when I say I wouldn't let you harm me.

[wimpyvampire]

Can just... Anyone use these sensitve spots? I mean I know i can throw a pucnch but... Breaking bones is a little much.

[deaths_heritor]

It's relatively straightforward with some practice and knowledge.