Twenty-third Bite || Voice

[wimpyvampire]

*I BET YOU ALL MISSED THE COMPLAINING VAMPIRE. He's been happy and waving to those he has walked by since Tuesday. But now he's back to his old self! Shouting and shrieking into the phone yet again. This is the first time he has ever been droned.*Why do I have oil on my white pants? Was I just... working on the car? The fuck is with this?! Last

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[child_abuser]

Need a meal?

[wimpyvampire]

I ah...

*YOU STILL SCARE HIM JECHT*

[child_abuser]

I'm nippin' this one in the bud before my damn center comes runnin' over there again to let you suck on her. If you need blood, get your ass over here.

[wimpyvampire]

Oh like taking blood away from you is any better?

[child_abuser]

I've had plenty worse.

[wimpyvampire]

You're like some over protective father.

[child_abuser]

Shut the hell up.

[wimpyvampire]

I don't think I wanna drink from a pissed off old geezer.

[child_abuser]

Since when is late 20s old?

[wimpyvampire]

Oh. Well you look older than that...

*with the manly muscles and beard... You are ten times the man Conrad is...*

[child_abuser]

Right. So just get over here before you lose it again.

[wimpyvampire]

I don't lose it.

[child_abuser]

Never seen anybody so quick to turn down a free meal before.

[wimpyvampire]

S-SHUT UP! Do you realize how AWKWARD this is?!

[child_abuser]

You're the one makin' it that way. You want me to pour it into a damn sippy cup for you or what?

[wimpyvampire]

*HE SHUDDERS, even though he used to have blood-in-a-mug, back at home... it was still gross. At least he didn't know where the blood came from when he got it from Worth's supplier. And he would like to stay oblivious to it.*

F-Fine! Fine. What's your address?