Twenty-Second Bite || Voice & Action

[wimpyvampire]

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Geez. This is really getting out of hand. It happened again. I don't see how you vampires can get blood so easily, without making a big deal out of it. I'm scared to try drones. I just wish there was an easier way to get it and that I don't actually have to suck anyone's neck for it.I wanted to apologize to those of who witnessed me in

Comments

[wise_king]

How unfortunate. Should I teach you how to properly feed yourself?

[wimpyvampire]

What would that exactly involve?

[wise_king]

Setting a good example.

[wimpyvampire]

How exactly to you obtain blood then?

[wise_king]

Biting humans, of course.

[wimpyvampire]

I DON'T WANNA DO THAT!

[wise_king]

Why not?

[wimpyvampire]

It's disgusting, inhumane, gross, and just not sanitary to put your lips to some stranger's neck! I'd rather like some other way to get it instead of hunting down people and taking it from there.

[wise_king]

Don't tell me you see humans as an equal.

[wimpyvampire]

I was human once.

[wise_king]

So was I.

[wimpyvampire]

Then why do you see humans as being inferior?

[wise_king]

Is there any reasoning needed for that?

[wimpyvampire]

Look, I don't like drinking from anyone, okay?

[wise_king]

Wouldn't that make you suicidal?

[expiatrice]

[Hello son this is your not!mom not exactly punching you but pinching you by the ear with more strength than what would be considered 'nice' and very much YANKING you away from the phone, while she fished the phone from your other hand.

The voice may be a familiar one, though it does sound kind and apologetic.]

Please forgive the boy. He likes messing around with other people and cause trouble when he's bored.