Thirty-Eighth Bite ACTION

[wimpyvampire]

*Well, Conrad had been droned, AGAIN, but when he woke up this morning, he found that his clothes were.. no longer 1950's style. But it was his wardrobe! Full of tie-belts, big shoes, and all the sweater vests and ties you could imagine! He was so happy. No more tight and oddly fitting suits for him! Conrad also notices something as he goes through

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[is_childofwoe]

[Walking over. Hey. Do you know the Addams family. Because the daughter is looking at you.]

[wimpyvampire]

*He looks up and HOLY CRAP SCARY GIRL, he scrambles back and stands up quickly*

Ah... hello?

[is_childofwoe]

How were you running so quickly?

[wimpyvampire]

I was uh. Getting in shape?

[is_childofwoe]

[Have a "look"]

I'm not an idiot.

[wimpyvampire]

FINE, fine. I'm a vampire, and I recently found out that I have super speed.

[is_childofwoe]

See. Was that so hard.

[Just looking you over now.]

You don't look very scary for vampire.

[wimpyvampire]

You and everyone else says that.

I was turned into one by force. *says as he dusts himself off*

[is_childofwoe]

Have you killed anyone yet?

[wimpyvampire]

...Two drones, but that doesn't really count.

So no.

[is_childofwoe]

The drones don't count?

[wimpyvampire]

They're not really people, from what I hear.

*It was still traumatic for him anyways.*

[is_childofwoe]

I see.

[Yay homicide.... Not that she wasn't going to anyway. But really Conrad....]

But they still die like people?

[wimpyvampire]

I guess? I DON'T KNOW. I don't sit around watching people die everyday!

[is_childofwoe]

You're a vampire aren't you?

[wimpyvampire]

....I just said that.