Thirty-seventh bite || Voice "He never gets off easy"

[wimpyvampire]

*A shaky voice comes onto the phone. Conrad is human again. He has no fang anymore, his skin is no longer pale, his reflection is visible and oh god he's human again.

He clears his throat.*

Well um. This Christmas thing here isn't too bad. *It's true. Conrad was glad to be able to open up the drapes in his house and take in the sunlight. But he's

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[notsaul]

I'm something of an expert on vampires. [mostly in the anatomy of] Whatcha need?

[wimpyvampire]

I ah... I know I u-used to be a vampire. I just... hrn...

[notsaul]

It's perfectly natural, dude! Perfectly natural!

[wimpyvampire]

It's not natural for a human to crave blood!

[notsaul]

Oh, I thought you were going through puberty! That totally ruins my speech.

Yeah, that's slightly less natural.

[wimpyvampire]

...You honestly thought I.... *YOU KNOW WHAT nevermind*

OF COURSE that's not natural! This town is screwed up, and it has yet to make my life any easier!

[notsaul]

Dunno, it sorta gave me some good stuff. And I don't even celebrate Christmas! Pretty decent of them.

[wimpyvampire]

Good for you.

[notsaul]

I know.

... Hey, my gift might be of use! I mean, it's sorta weird, but you need blood, right?

[wimpyvampire]

...What exactly did you get?

[notsaul]

My girlfriend's panties.

[wimpyvampire]

YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

[notsaul]

It's so not what you're thinking, though! Totally normal blood!

[wimpyvampire]

H-Her panties though... HOW ELSE WOULD SHE GET BLOOD ON THEM!?

[notsaul]

You're the vampire, dude! You tell me!

[wimpyvampire]

*insert small gagging sound here*

Guh.