Thirty-seventh bite || Voice "He never gets off easy"

[wimpyvampire]

*A shaky voice comes onto the phone. Conrad is human again. He has no fang anymore, his skin is no longer pale, his reflection is visible and oh god he's human again.

He clears his throat.*

Well um. This Christmas thing here isn't too bad. *It's true. Conrad was glad to be able to open up the drapes in his house and take in the sunlight. But he's

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[weaponsparked]

What happened?

[wimpyvampire]

I'm human again.

[weaponsparked]

Is... that all?

[wimpyvampire]

... I need blood, Sideswipe. Really badly. I-I don't know why!

[weaponsparked]

What? But you're... human. Why would you need...?

[wimpyvampire]

One word.

Mayfield.

[weaponsparked]

... Oh that's hilarious. Really. I'm laughing on the inside.

[wimpyvampire]

*speaks in a whispering tone now*

What the fuck am I supposed to do?! M-My drone wife is sleeping, and the kids are too and... How am I supposed to get blood without hurting someone?

[weaponsparked]

How should I know? Do you really think I know anything about humans and... bleeding?

[wimpyvampire]

W-Well...! Don't you guys leak.... oil!?

[weaponsparked]

Energon, actually. Oil's just a lubricant, really.

[wimpyvampire]

Then you're no help.

[weaponsparked]

I don't know what else to do. But, I'm trying.

[wimpyvampire]

GOD. It's like a goddamn itch. It's worse than being starved as a vampire.

I just... need to figure out a way. Without hurting... Or killing anyone. D-Dammit all.

[weaponsparked]

... Just get a volunteer.

[wimpyvampire]

...Oh yeah that's so easy to do.

'Hey, I was wondering if I could cut you open and drink your blood, that alright?' Hell no.