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Mar 02, 2005 22:44

samanthamelmer (12:13:49 PM): lol ... im not gangsta
samanthamelmer (12:13:51 PM): lol
mariochez02 (12:14:01 PM): lol u jus goofy
samanthamelmer (12:14:15 PM): yea i'll take that one
mariochez02 (12:14:15 PM): you said nigga onya page i was like this girl is wylin'
samanthamelmer (12:14:20 PM): hahahaha
samanthamelmer (12:14:31 PM): where did i put that?
mariochez02 (12:14:40 PM): on wun of ya pics
samanthamelmer (12:14:52 PM): ohhh
samanthamelmer (12:14:53 PM): lol
samanthamelmer (12:14:59 PM): im wylin? lol
samanthamelmer (12:15:01 PM): oh your great
samanthamelmer (12:16:23 PM): i think your wylin ... or something lol
mariochez02 (12:17:19 PM): holon you wanna see me on webcam
samanthamelmer (12:17:30 PM): lol sure...
mariochez02 (12:18:39 PM): i jus woke up lol
samanthamelmer (12:19:18 PM): lol you are gangsta
mariochez02 (12:19:34 PM): am i cute to you ?
samanthamelmer (12:20:05 PM): yea...
samanthamelmer (12:20:08 PM): sure
mariochez02 (12:20:25 PM): hmmm you tryn not to hurt my feelings
samanthamelmer (12:20:43 PM): well im not usually attracted to guys like you
samanthamelmer (12:20:47 PM): remember im not gangsta
mariochez02 (12:20:52 PM): what black guys?
samanthamelmer (12:21:12 PM): yea...but im not racist at all ... obviously because im talking to you ... but i dunno
samanthamelmer (12:21:17 PM): ive never dated a black guy
mariochez02 (12:21:27 PM): i neva talked to a white girl
samanthamelmer (12:21:27 PM): ive def. thought some were attractive but...
samanthamelmer (12:21:29 PM): lol
samanthamelmer (12:21:31 PM): why?
samanthamelmer (12:21:33 PM): you racist?
mariochez02 (12:21:40 PM): nah
mariochez02 (12:21:45 PM): im from tennesee
samanthamelmer (12:21:55 PM): oh really?! cool
samanthamelmer (12:22:07 PM): im originally from minnesota ive been here for 13 years though so...
samanthamelmer (12:22:29 PM): oh man im drinking lemonade right now
samanthamelmer (12:22:31 PM): haha
mariochez02 (12:22:36 PM): oh i bet you hate it hurr
mariochez02 (12:22:43 PM): i hate fla it's weak
samanthamelmer (12:22:48 PM): nahhh... I LOVE ORLANDO!
samanthamelmer (12:22:51 PM): lots
mariochez02 (12:23:01 PM): i gotta go back home to tennesee jus aint my style ya know
samanthamelmer (12:23:03 PM): its the first place ive lived longer than two years
samanthamelmer (12:23:05 PM): so its my home
samanthamelmer (12:23:09 PM): why?
samanthamelmer (12:23:13 PM): are you serious?
samanthamelmer (12:23:17 PM): orlando is thee place i love it
samanthamelmer (12:23:28 PM): but ive never been to tennessee so..
samanthamelmer (12:23:29 PM): who knows
samanthamelmer (12:23:37 PM): it might be too gangsta for me though
mariochez02 (12:23:56 PM): you gotta go somewhere and live for more then two years
samanthamelmer (12:24:03 PM): maybe ...
mariochez02 (12:24:07 PM): you gonna be use to living hurr cuz this all you know
samanthamelmer (12:24:09 PM): but i love it here and im scared to go
mariochez02 (12:24:12 PM): its ya home
samanthamelmer (12:24:13 PM): yea exactly
mariochez02 (12:24:22 PM): i undastand allz i know is memphis
mariochez02 (12:24:26 PM): aint no place like home
samanthamelmer (12:24:29 PM): well i lived in minnesota for 7 and i loved it there all my family is there but i dunno
samanthamelmer (12:24:38 PM): i was too young to get attached
samanthamelmer (12:24:39 PM): so...
samanthamelmer (12:24:41 PM): awe
samanthamelmer (12:24:51 PM): so what are you here for if you dont want to be here
mariochez02 (12:24:55 PM): yo you got booty like a black girl to
samanthamelmer (12:25:08 PM): me?
mariochez02 (12:25:20 PM): yeah its aight
samanthamelmer (12:25:27 PM): lol what?
mariochez02 (12:26:03 PM): i saw it you was bending ova and that girl in the pic was behind you
samanthamelmer (12:26:13 PM): ohh...lol
mariochez02 (12:26:18 PM): my webcam fucked up huh
samanthamelmer (12:26:23 PM): all ive been told is that i can dance like a black girl lol
samanthamelmer (12:26:25 PM): thats all i kno
samanthamelmer (12:26:28 PM): yea it froze
mariochez02 (12:26:30 PM): u wanna se it again
samanthamelmer (12:26:44 PM): doesn't matter whatever is easier for you
mariochez02 (12:27:27 PM): u can dance?
samanthamelmer (12:28:38 PM): o yea
mariochez02 (12:28:53 PM): idon believe it
samanthamelmer (12:29:12 PM): lol then dont ... but ive actually been at a club and shown some black girls up
samanthamelmer (12:29:13 PM): lol
mariochez02 (12:29:21 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmm
mariochez02 (12:29:24 PM): i like that
mariochez02 (12:29:29 PM): save the last dance
mariochez02 (12:29:32 PM): jungle fever goin on lol
samanthamelmer (12:29:38 PM): hhhaha
samanthamelmer (12:29:43 PM): nerd
mariochez02 (12:29:52 PM): but you cant ass lap like black girls
mariochez02 (12:29:56 PM): whaz nerd?
samanthamelmer (12:30:11 PM): like a dork
samanthamelmer (12:30:12 PM): lol
samanthamelmer (12:30:15 PM): ass lap?
mariochez02 (12:30:21 PM): ass clap
samanthamelmer (12:30:40 PM): umm i never tried lol
samanthamelmer (12:30:44 PM): i dont think
mariochez02 (12:30:53 PM): you gotta have that jelly back thurr to do it
samanthamelmer (12:30:57 PM): lol
mariochez02 (12:30:59 PM): its a gift not a dance
samanthamelmer (12:31:07 PM): well there aint no jelly back thurr im clean
samanthamelmer (12:31:08 PM): lol
samanthamelmer (12:31:09 PM): haha
samanthamelmer (12:31:28 PM): and im kidding i knew what you meant
mariochez02 (12:31:43 PM): u got about 5 bucks worth of bolounga back thurr
samanthamelmer (12:31:56 PM): lol WHAAT!?
mariochez02 (12:32:27 PM): balounga
mariochez02 (12:32:34 PM): or however you spell balonie
samanthamelmer (12:32:37 PM): lol
samanthamelmer (12:32:41 PM): 5 buc?
samanthamelmer (12:32:47 PM): i dont understand
samanthamelmer (12:33:07 PM): lol
mariochez02 (12:33:12 PM): dancing to that nororius big
samanthamelmer (12:33:12 PM): how do you determine
mariochez02 (12:33:19 PM): u dunno nuttin about dat
samanthamelmer (12:33:21 PM): how much money in bologna i have in my butt?
mariochez02 (12:33:23 PM): you gotta butcher shop in the back
mariochez02 (12:33:26 PM): yeah
mariochez02 (12:33:29 PM): there you go
samanthamelmer (12:33:35 PM): no how do you determine that?
mariochez02 (12:34:06 PM): it's 3 sizes
samanthamelmer (12:34:10 PM): lol
mariochez02 (12:34:12 PM): 3 dollas 5 and 10
mariochez02 (12:34:16 PM): you in between
samanthamelmer (12:34:16 PM): what? this is awesome tell me
samanthamelmer (12:34:17 PM): haha
samanthamelmer (12:34:24 PM): how do you all come up with this stufF?
mariochez02 (12:34:56 PM): thaz called ebonix mama
samanthamelmer (12:35:11 PM): ok ... well explain
mariochez02 (12:35:26 PM): we jus some creative niggaz ma
samanthamelmer (12:35:41 PM): wow this is great
samanthamelmer (12:35:45 PM): IM LEARNING!
mariochez02 (12:35:57 PM): yeah it feels good to jus chill with a white girl i neva don it be4
samanthamelmer (12:36:15 PM): lmao ...
samanthamelmer (12:36:18 PM): your hilarious
mariochez02 (12:36:19 PM): i think those movies are real about jungle fever
mariochez02 (12:36:22 PM): and save the last dance
mariochez02 (12:36:26 PM): finding forester
samanthamelmer (12:36:35 PM): wow
samanthamelmer (12:36:41 PM): yea save the last dance is good
mariochez02 (12:36:49 PM): yeah
mariochez02 (12:36:56 PM): you seen finding forester ?
samanthamelmer (12:37:04 PM): teach me more about your ebonix its intriguing
samanthamelmer (12:37:07 PM): lol nope
mariochez02 (12:37:38 PM): aight
mariochez02 (12:37:44 PM): my slang we don say man
mariochez02 (12:37:49 PM): we say maine
samanthamelmer (12:37:55 PM): lol ive heard that one
mariochez02 (12:38:02 PM): every hood got they own slang
mariochez02 (12:38:16 PM): memphis slang is the best cuz thaz my shit
samanthamelmer (12:38:22 PM): well of course 
mariochez02 (12:38:33 PM): we say whut it dew
mariochez02 (12:38:35 PM): instead of wassup
samanthamelmer (12:39:00 PM): lol
samanthamelmer (12:39:02 PM): awesome
mariochez02 (12:39:19 PM): and if a girl is bangin
mariochez02 (12:39:28 PM): we call her a stout junt
samanthamelmer (12:39:35 PM): what?! lol
mariochez02 (12:39:36 PM): if she has a good personality
mariochez02 (12:39:43 PM): we call her a str8 junt
samanthamelmer (12:39:51 PM): lol
samanthamelmer (12:39:55 PM): thats great
mariochez02 (12:40:54 PM): when we have sex we say i jabbed this chick lol
samanthamelmer (12:41:01 PM): lmao
samanthamelmer (12:41:10 PM): wow
samanthamelmer (12:41:13 PM): thats so awesome
mariochez02 (12:41:22 PM): cuz you know black men are hung
samanthamelmer (12:41:34 PM): lmao...well i dont know personally
samanthamelmer (12:41:38 PM): but ive heard stories
samanthamelmer (12:41:38 PM): lol
mariochez02 (12:41:43 PM): its our gifts for takin oppression for 400 yrs lol
mariochez02 (12:41:48 PM): thaz why we so lazy
samanthamelmer (12:41:52 PM): lmao i guess so
mariochez02 (12:42:00 PM): and when we go to lunch break we be gone for like 4 hrs
mariochez02 (12:42:17 PM): you dunno personally you betta get ya mind correck then
samanthamelmer (12:42:34 PM): lol wait...but i wanna come back
samanthamelmer (12:42:40 PM): they say if you go black you dont go back
samanthamelmer (12:42:43 PM): id want to come back
mariochez02 (12:42:50 PM): lol
mariochez02 (12:42:52 PM): damn
samanthamelmer (12:43:38 PM): what?
mariochez02 (12:43:45 PM): its on you you want know til you find out
samanthamelmer (12:43:58 PM): well if your hung thats all i need to know right?
mariochez02 (12:44:04 PM): i mean a white guy could be better then us
mariochez02 (12:44:15 PM): it don matter thaz jus rumors
samanthamelmer (12:44:20 PM): oohhh..ok
mariochez02 (12:44:21 PM): but being hung is tru lol
samanthamelmer (12:44:24 PM): lol
mariochez02 (12:44:49 PM): i hear white girls got good head
samanthamelmer (12:44:57 PM): give good head?
mariochez02 (12:45:19 PM): i heard they suck dick good
samanthamelmer (12:45:22 PM): lmao
mariochez02 (12:45:26 PM): or in your terms blow cock lol
samanthamelmer (12:45:32 PM): hahhaha
samanthamelmer (12:45:40 PM): ive never used blow cock but i gues
samanthamelmer (12:45:42 PM): guess*
mariochez02 (12:45:53 PM): oh u havent?
samanthamelmer (12:46:06 PM): ive never used the term
samanthamelmer (12:46:09 PM): i never said i haven't
mariochez02 (12:46:40 PM): oh yeah lol
mariochez02 (12:46:40 PM):
samanthamelmer (12:47:01 PM): lol yea
mariochez02 (12:47:24 PM): u eva wanted to have black man br
mariochez02 (12:47:27 PM): 4
samanthamelmer (12:47:36 PM): what do you mean?
mariochez02 (12:48:14 PM): ialways watned to see what a white girl was like
mariochez02 (12:48:22 PM): have you always wanted to see what a nigga like
samanthamelmer (12:48:34 PM): no...cant say that i have
mariochez02 (12:48:39 PM): ya homegirls be telling you shit about us lol
samanthamelmer (12:48:56 PM): what do you mean ?
mariochez02 (12:49:11 PM): ya home girls tell ya we da bomb in the bed
samanthamelmer (12:49:21 PM): who does?
mariochez02 (12:49:50 PM): your friends
samanthamelmer (12:50:11 PM): i dont have home girls that have slept with black men...except for one
samanthamelmer (12:50:24 PM): she's a red head white girl with freckles that only has jungle fever
mariochez02 (12:50:41 PM): she say we were good hu
samanthamelmer (12:50:51 PM): lol to her
samanthamelmer (12:51:19 PM): brb alright?
mariochez02 (1:31:45 PM): where you go
samanthamelmer (1:34:55 PM): i was on the phone with grandmom's
mariochez02 (1:35:03 PM): oh
mariochez02 (1:35:08 PM): you itallian?
samanthamelmer (1:35:55 PM): sure am
mariochez02 (1:36:23 PM): i see it in you
samanthamelmer (1:36:30 PM): really?!
samanthamelmer (1:36:31 PM): how ?
mariochez02 (1:36:39 PM): my grandfather said he was itallian i aint see how that nigga was black like a crayon
samanthamelmer (1:36:48 PM): lol
mariochez02 (1:37:55 PM): i can jus tell prolly cuz i might be half itallian
samanthamelmer (1:38:10 PM): but i dont get it what is it thats italian
samanthamelmer (1:38:15 PM): because the blonde hair is german
mariochez02 (1:38:32 PM): you can tell by the skin
mariochez02 (1:38:51 PM): its olive complexion or a glo like the skin is radiant
mariochez02 (1:39:26 PM): you eva been to itally
samanthamelmer (1:39:40 PM): oh lol
samanthamelmer (1:39:45 PM): no i want to go though
mariochez02 (1:40:12 PM): don look like i'd be half itallian huh
samanthamelmer (1:41:24 PM): lol nope
samanthamelmer (1:41:24 PM): haha
mariochez02 (1:41:30 PM): hmmmmmmmm
mariochez02 (1:41:36 PM): cuz im black aint it lol
samanthamelmer (1:41:39 PM): lol
samanthamelmer (1:41:46 PM): that could quite possibly be it
mariochez02 (1:41:55 PM): hmmmmmmm
mariochez02 (1:42:03 PM): alot you gotta know about me
mariochez02 (1:42:26 PM): i would like to go to itally and sicily
mariochez02 (1:42:33 PM): or howeva ya spell it
mariochez02 (1:42:48 PM): so i can get my freak on
mariochez02 (1:42:54 PM): i heard women thurr love black men
samanthamelmer (1:44:24 PM): lol oh dear
mariochez02 (1:45:08 PM): im bout to get on the ps2
mariochez02 (1:45:08 PM): gotta holla back
samanthamelmer (1:45:54 PM): lol alright
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