Just to point it out...

[wimbourne_mac]

Since Finch-Fletchley finally got his huge arse on here, and had the gaul to put 'being better than' in his info, I should mention he's better than no one, and actually a right git!

I'd have mentioned to him directly, however the lump hasn't even made a post yet. Stupid poof!

Comments

[material_boi]

You know I'm better than half the world, silly Ernie. For the record, my arse is very kissable and quite lovely, thank you very much.

[wimbourne_mac]

I've seen quite enough of your arse, and it's bigger than a pair of hogs at trough, and about as lovely still.

You're way too full of yourself, Finch-Fletchly. Just because you heard from one muggle magazine does not you a super-model make.

YOu really need to keep your ego under check, mate. LOL I 'check, mate'! haha!

[material_boi]

Oh good, then you already know how lovely my arse is. I know you're jealous your arse can't look as good as mine. Tut tut, and to think I thought you were better than jealously, my dear Ernie.

Just you wait, once I become famous you'll regret saying that.

[insertwittiness]

Prove it.

[material_boi]

You wish.

[wimbourne_mac]

I bet she does! All this down-talk about sex must be a cover for the fact she can't get any. She'd probably salivate all over you if you showed up in just your pants and wet herself with lust. But you're a shirt-lifter, so too bad for her!

[wimbourne_mac]

I believe I've already said I don't fancy your fat arse, thanks.

And as for you becoming famous, well, you'll still always be a great big prat, so what's the difference if it's just us knowing and the rest of the muggle world knowing?

Actually, come to think, does that mean you're going to give up magic once you leave school? I can't imagine actually living as a muggle. I'd have to say you've much more self-control (and time) than I.