Just to point it out...

[wimbourne_mac]

Since Finch-Fletchley finally got his huge arse on here, and had the gaul to put 'being better than' in his info, I should mention he's better than no one, and actually a right git!

I'd have mentioned to him directly, however the lump hasn't even made a post yet. Stupid poof!

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[insertwittiness]

You need to learn self-control.

[wimbourne_mac]

Oh honestly Turpin, he's one of my great friends. Just because you Ravenclaws are all stuffed-shirts doesn't mean we Hufflepuffs can't have a bit of fun-poking with each other.

[insertwittiness]

I meant your hormones, MacMillan.

[wimbourne_mac]

Erm... Not to sound rude, but just where in what I posted did you garner anything about hormones? I was ragging on a mate, and suddenly you're on about hormones? Honestly, you've got me feeling at quite a loss here...

[insertwittiness]

Arse, lump and poof. Put together, those words could do some damage.

[wimbourne_mac]

In the context they were in, that doesn't make any damage what-so-ever. Telling someone they have a large arse is not likely to attain one sexual favours. Calling him a lump, which is another way of saying he's plump, or fat, or just plain dumpy, also wouldn't get him interesting in shagging me. And then mentioning he's a poof, well, have you seen his profile?

Just because you want to see sexual connotations in everything people say...

[insertwittiness]

It's not a matter of what I want. It's there for everyone to see and, honestly, MacMillan, only idiots take words to be literal.

[wimbourne_mac]

Actually, I believe you're referring to idiots who put words in other people's mouths that were never meant to be there and then use those words against the person as if they really said them. Those people are definitely idiots and one wonders how they could end up in Ravenclaw at all.

[insertwittiness]

You're in Hufflepuff, though.

[wimbourne_mac]

Exactly. I'm glad you're not completely thick. Though, the fact it took you six years to come up with that amazes me. Maybe you might want to try figuring out what house you're in next, and then you'll have two, and if you then figure out what a daft cow you are and you'll have another two. As we all know, though maybe not you, two and two makes four, that being your immensely thick skull.

[insertwittiness]

I'm in Ravenclaw. Ooh, ooh! Maybe, but one and one is not necessarily two!

[wimbourne_mac]

Obviously you don't play well with others.

I think I'd rather you didn't mess with my pribbler, Turpin. I may have to have words with Professor Flitwick should you continue to harrass me. I am positive that harassment of any kind is unwelcome at Hogwarts, and I wouldn't hesitate to put you in detention given the say-so.

[insertwittiness]

Don't worry, MacMillan. I have no intentions to mess with your 'pribbler'.

[wimbourne_mac]

I'd never hex a girl, but honestly, you make me want to reconsider that position.

[insertwittiness]

I'd never hex a human being.

[wimbourne_mac]

Not even if a death eater were to show up and threaten you? There's that think-headedness showing through again.