Things not found:
my current MOT certificate.
my V5 document (the ownership document).
Things found:
My previous MOT certificate. It expired on 15th Feb 2008.
Meh. Maybe now I'll sleep.
ETA: The nice man at
http://www.air-cooled-engineering.co.uk/ says they can do me an MOT tomorrow. Gosh. In the past, I've been to The Slade Garage (now closed) or Swan Motors, both of which are on main roads, and they've needed at least a week's notice. This is obviously an advantage of going to a garage at the very back of an industrial estate :)