Quote Wall from the Rep
Random quotes from working this summer at the Repertory Theatre; from both moving and ASMing Metamorphoses.
Alicia: "Close, but no safari."
Ed (while building set): "I'm working on my doghouse."
Alan: "Were you sent here by my doctor or my mortician?"
Daniel: "Once you go black, you never go back."
(Brad brings in rope)
Virginia: "Oh my god, I just wanted to tie up Daniel."
Alan: "Remember Daniel, no noose is good noose."
Ed: "They're doing concrete work out there! Vanessa, quick, run and write your initials and date it!"
Lettie: "And they lived 'applely' ever after."
Virginia: "We're trying shit, but it's serious shit."
Melissa: "You wanna lover me up there?"
Alan (as Erisycthon, dreaming): "Tom Hanks... Ex-lax..."
Sean M.: "Just to warn you all, my ass will be glowing white."
Elissa: (giving line notes) "I have presents!"
Alan: "Just wait until your birthday."
Elissa: "Kara, is helium on your list of accents?"
Alan: "So, Vanessa, if it gets boring backstage, is it OK if you and I get together and neck?"
Sean M.: (1st time naked backstage) "This is odd."
Virginia: "Of course it's dangerous. Vanessa's back there."
Kevin: (singing) "Rubber ducky, you're the one. Rubber ducky, lots of fun."
Brad: (looking for one of the techs) "Christian? Christian? That's an odd name, 'Christian'... Christian? Jew? Muslim?"
Brad: (after a comment about a pacemaker) "I don't have a heart."
Brad: "I have a kink in my hose."
Alan: "There's a pill for that. So I'm told."
Brad: "You know, I can make you wet whenever I want."
Paul: "I could call myself a metrosexual aborigine."
(looking at photos)
Lindsay S.: "My butt is sticking out in all of these."
Paul: "Bausis got back."
Alicia: "I want to throw a toaster into the pool. And join it."
Kevin: "How do you spell 'ham'?"
Jessica: "Why do you want to know how to spell 'ham'?"
Kevin: "It was a joke."
Elissa: "P-A-U-L."
Kevin: "Elissa got it."
Kevin: "Paul is over here grinning at me."
Vanessa: "I thought you said 'Paul is over here preening himself'."
Kevin: "That too."
Daniel/Hermes: "Old man, old woman. Ask of us what you will. We shall grant any request you make."
Vanessa: "I'll take a Coke."
Vince: "Thanks for guarding my snake."
Alicia: "Close, but no safari."
Ed (while building set): "I'm working on my doghouse."
Alan: "Were you sent here by my doctor or my mortician?"
Daniel: "Once you go black, you never go back."
(Brad brings in rope)
Virginia: "Oh my god, I just wanted to tie up Daniel."
Alan: "Remember Daniel, no noose is good noose."
Ed: "They're doing concrete work out there! Vanessa, quick, run and write your initials and date it!"
Lettie: "And they lived 'applely' ever after."
Virginia: "We're trying shit, but it's serious shit."
Melissa: "You wanna lover me up there?"
Alan (as Erisycthon, dreaming): "Tom Hanks... Ex-lax..."
Sean M.: "Just to warn you all, my ass will be glowing white."
Elissa: (giving line notes) "I have presents!"
Alan: "Just wait until your birthday."
Elissa: "Kara, is helium on your list of accents?"
Alan: "So, Vanessa, if it gets boring backstage, is it OK if you and I get together and neck?"
Sean M.: (1st time naked backstage) "This is odd."
Virginia: "Of course it's dangerous. Vanessa's back there."
Kevin: (singing) "Rubber ducky, you're the one. Rubber ducky, lots of fun."
Brad: (looking for one of the techs) "Christian? Christian? That's an odd name, 'Christian'... Christian? Jew? Muslim?"
Brad: (after a comment about a pacemaker) "I don't have a heart."
Brad: "I have a kink in my hose."
Alan: "There's a pill for that. So I'm told."
Brad: "You know, I can make you wet whenever I want."
Paul: "I could call myself a metrosexual aborigine."
(looking at photos)
Lindsay S.: "My butt is sticking out in all of these."
Paul: "Bausis got back."
Alicia: "I want to throw a toaster into the pool. And join it."
Kevin: "How do you spell 'ham'?"
Jessica: "Why do you want to know how to spell 'ham'?"
Kevin: "It was a joke."
Elissa: "P-A-U-L."
Kevin: "Elissa got it."
Kevin: "Paul is over here grinning at me."
Vanessa: "I thought you said 'Paul is over here preening himself'."
Kevin: "That too."
Daniel/Hermes: "Old man, old woman. Ask of us what you will. We shall grant any request you make."
Vanessa: "I'll take a Coke."
Vince: "Thanks for guarding my snake."