Falk I have a big JAR ON MY DeSK!

Feb 02, 2005 15:57

Mike Wee is a fuck nut heheehee. The lucky bastard just got a new Line 6 amp and a crazy effects pedal thingy that has like a zillion effects on it. Now I gotta go out and buy new gear or am gonna sound like shit.

What should I get first? New amp or new guitar... hmmmm. hmmmm. I have a Fender Princeton Chorus, I'm pretty much over it. I think even though the amp is a better choice to get first, I just really want a new guitar. Les Paul, yeah yeah classic as hell but I'm comfortable with the shape and they do look killer.

But yeah, Mike you suck the bums of many men because you have all new shit and I don't.

I did something i thought was super funny but is very imature but don't really care because I keep laughing about it. Here is my story....

Okay, so we had our pot luck today in my Anthropology of Food and Nutrition class. People brought in all kinds of food they made. My friend Jen brought in this crazy Mesoamerican drink that was created by the Maya people about 3,500 years ago. This drink was made of cocoa, water and chilli peppers. It was pretty interesting and made get this weird endorphin type buzz because i chugged my glass full and the peppers kicked in. Very cool. But yeah, this stuff was ina nice 95oz bottle with a little handle. Jen asked if I wanted the bottle because I commented on how coool it looked.

So I now have this bottle with a drink in iit that looks like liquid shit. People are giving me bad looks as I walk around with it, I need to get rid of this i think to my self. So I go to the washroom and there is some guy in there, he looks at my bottle and then minds his own business. I was open the bottle and just before I start pouring the contents down the sink, I get a better idea. So I walk over to a stall and pour about 3 L of this chocolate stuff into the toillet making sure I splash some on the seat for effect. Basically it looks like someone had their asshole sucktioned out after a week straight of eating burritos and drink beer all while saving up.

I basically laughed for so long after, especially when I told Brian that I got him a big bottle for his wine making and explain to him what I did. He appreciates that kind of humour. But yeah I am still laughing and it's so fucking sicck look except that it's only chocolate. I wish I had a digital camera, I would have one sickest picture eveer award hahah.

That is my story. BYE.
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