Font Legacy 1.0 (FC3 Challenge)
Finally I get around to do a fast and short update for the FC3 challenge, just barely in time which hopefully won't be repeated, it's just that with exams and such I've just been in no mood for sims updates. I'm sorry. I'm also sorry for the lame update you're about to read, I promise next ones will be better.
Warnings: Censored sim-nudity, language, a vampire... You know, normal sim-stuff, all in 60 pictures. Short update IS short.
Everybody say hello to the 214832547235 incarnation of katu_sims's founder: Arial Font. The naming theme of this family will be fonts I've installed in my computer in alphabetical order. And yush I got the idea from katu_sims Dorks' legacy. Sue me.
Shoot of Arial's awesome starter house.
As you can see Arial is all grateful and appreciative for her house.
Arial: Awww, another starter shack? Another flamingo?
Arial: WHY THE HELL CAN'T I HAVE A GOOD HOUSE IN ONE OF THOSE DAMN INCARNATIONS!!??
Arial: Why mee?! I thought winning the FC3 would mean fame and money! I should have let the other bitch win so she would have to deal with all this shit.
HAI GARDEN CLUB LADY!! HOW COME NO GARDEN CLUB MEMBERS HAVE SHOWED UP IN THE SHEIRAM LOT??
GCL: We were going to go but we heard rumors of it being the house of a maniac psycho killer.
And what does Arial, who is dying to have a friend (and a TV, a radio, and a car) say first thing to start a conversation?
Arial: Fuck you're FAT.
GCL: Oh thanks for noticing! I'm actually part of the Sumo Club too so I'm working hard to get the proper weight to participate in their activities.
GCL: My doctor says I'll soon be like a soccer ball if I keep this up! 8D
Arial: Yeah... I see where he's coming from, you already look pretty ballish like but I don't think the doctor-
Arial: Wait, DOCTOR? Are we talking about doctors? SCREW DOCTORS AND MEDICINE I FUCKING HATE THEM AND SCREW YOU CRAZY BITCH, OUT OF MY LOT!!
You know, for a moment I thought they would end being friends -.-
In case anyone is curious about what Arial does the whole day if I don't instruct her to do anything. Really, seeing how she was with the flamingo and the GCL I thought she would be a psycho killer but apparently she's just an psycho emo.
Seeing how anti-social she was I forced her to go and greet this chick. Nothing personal but this is a legacy, Arial has to get into relationships, even if it's just to screw and get pregnant. Notice her joy with the action.
Arial: I fucking hate this bitch and I don't even know her name.
Arial: Fuck this all! I HATE this city! It's full of psychos, bitches, spies and stupid fools!! I'm going to burn this place to ashes like Sephirot in Nibelheim!!
Random townie: Hell yeah! Fire! Burn it all!! There is this little green guy that sometimes jump to my shoulder that keeps me telling to burn things up but no one ever lets me do it! Can I help you?
Arial: Uh, what? *backs off slowly* I knew it, this place has not a fucking normal person.
HAI MAILMAN WHO IS NOT THE SAME MAILMAN AT THE SHEIRAM LEGACY BUT ALSO IS A VAMPIRE, CARE TO EXPLAIN ME WHY YOU ALL ARE VAMPIRES??
Mailman: Dunno, it has always been like this since we all got drunk in that Downtown place full of chicks dressed like in the Medieval era.
I sent Arial to a community lot, hoping to get her some candyman. And what does she do first? Photos. Even if the next room is full of hotties, way to go girl.
I forced her to go with all the other sims... And regretted it.
Random townie: Oh, hi! Nice to meet you! Are you new in here?
Arial: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, A PIECE OF SHIT IS TALKING TO ME, DON'TTOUCHME DON'TTOUCHME!!!
Random townie: Piece of shit? Who's she calling a piece of shit?
Arial: Argh there's no escape to the bitches here, they're everywhere, life has no meaning like this.
Notice how there are up to THREE hotties in the room, full of genetic variety and what not. Arial should be DYING to talk to them but instead...
She prefers to bitchslap a girl she doesn't know and whose only fault was to greet her. This legacy is doomed, even if I don't get to fall from the participant list.
Arial: Hehehehe, take that bitch. Since there's no escape I may as well fucking kill you all to teach you a lesson.
Random townie: Kill me? KILL ME?! I'M GOING TO FUCKING GUT YOU PSYCHO BITCH!!!
Arial: AAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS ONE ALSO TALKS BACK!! LIKE THAT CRAZY SPY MAN!
Random townie: I DON'T ONLY TALK BACK. I ALSO FUCKING ATTACK YOU, HOW DOES IT TASTE?!
Arial: Ugh, she hits hard.
Randowm townie: BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DID SHE HAVE TO SLAP ME ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE HER FRIEND!
Arial: Oh yeah, I made her cry. Suffer bitch.
Arial: AH WAIT A MOMENT YOU SLAPPED ME!! CRYING ISN'T SATISFACTORY ENOUGH!! DIEEEEE
I loved how everyone ignored the fight for a whole sim hour (yush the fucking fight lasted THREE SIM HOURS).
It wasn't until this teenager showed in the lot that people started to react to the fight. Poor girl, surely she's ashamed of having the same hairdo than crazy!Arial.
Hottie 1: You know guys... I have heard that psycho with dark skin is a founder so she's looking for a man. So I suggest that we... Get out of here. Now.
And so they did, all the men in the room fucking ran to the other room like bitches on fire. And they didn't go further probably because they decided to hang out all together, you know how in those terror movies it's always better to stick together so the psycho doesn't get you.
Fuck you Arial. I can't believe that you screwed this generation so much already AND YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO LOSE THE FIGHT!!! I'm fucking going to kill you as soon as there's a baby out of your womb.
Arial: But... But I almost won! And I just lost! You should be comforting me!
I would if you had fucking bothered to do some checking on the hotties but all you care about is fight so no comfort cookies for you.
Arial: Hotties? Oh yeah! Hey this one is pretty hot, care to do some exercise with me, boy?
LOL? I think I've discovered why Arial hates and attacked that girl first thing, she's direct competition. Too bad that losing the fight and scaring the hotties made things worse for Arial, now they definitively prefer the other girl.
Random townie: Doo dee duu.. *enters in the jacuzzi naked*
Arial: Wtf, I came here to relax myself and I get a bitch to slap her titties on my face?
Arial: Get out of here you pervert bitch! I don't want to see your naked shit!
Random townie: Aw c'mon, I'm not that fat!
Arial: I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT YOU FUCKING PERVERT BITCH!!!
Random townie: So, you know, today at work I barely made it in time and...
Arial: Fuck this, I'm out of here.
STOP EVERYTHING!!!! What's this? A hottie that wasn't in the lot when Arial screwed it all? And who has the hots for her?? ARIAL GET HIM!!
And she got him, in record time mind you. Apparently when she wants she can be all charm and love. Either that or he's a similar character to her, kinda like Serilia and Tyler Sheiram.
And for the record... That's THREE BOLTS they have there. And those two do the bolt thing RIGHT, I finally understand why some people get so annoyed with three bolters.
And we finish this extremely short update with proof that the date was a success. Hopefully I won't loose almost all the screenshots neither I'll forget about the captions for them *fails hard*
Warnings: Censored sim-nudity, language, a vampire... You know, normal sim-stuff, all in 60 pictures. Short update IS short.
Everybody say hello to the 214832547235 incarnation of katu_sims's founder: Arial Font. The naming theme of this family will be fonts I've installed in my computer in alphabetical order. And yush I got the idea from katu_sims Dorks' legacy. Sue me.
Shoot of Arial's awesome starter house.
As you can see Arial is all grateful and appreciative for her house.
Arial: Awww, another starter shack? Another flamingo?
Arial: WHY THE HELL CAN'T I HAVE A GOOD HOUSE IN ONE OF THOSE DAMN INCARNATIONS!!??
Arial: Why mee?! I thought winning the FC3 would mean fame and money! I should have let the other bitch win so she would have to deal with all this shit.
HAI GARDEN CLUB LADY!! HOW COME NO GARDEN CLUB MEMBERS HAVE SHOWED UP IN THE SHEIRAM LOT??
GCL: We were going to go but we heard rumors of it being the house of a maniac psycho killer.
And what does Arial, who is dying to have a friend (and a TV, a radio, and a car) say first thing to start a conversation?
Arial: Fuck you're FAT.
GCL: Oh thanks for noticing! I'm actually part of the Sumo Club too so I'm working hard to get the proper weight to participate in their activities.
GCL: My doctor says I'll soon be like a soccer ball if I keep this up! 8D
Arial: Yeah... I see where he's coming from, you already look pretty ballish like but I don't think the doctor-
Arial: Wait, DOCTOR? Are we talking about doctors? SCREW DOCTORS AND MEDICINE I FUCKING HATE THEM AND SCREW YOU CRAZY BITCH, OUT OF MY LOT!!
You know, for a moment I thought they would end being friends -.-
In case anyone is curious about what Arial does the whole day if I don't instruct her to do anything. Really, seeing how she was with the flamingo and the GCL I thought she would be a psycho killer but apparently she's just an psycho emo.
Seeing how anti-social she was I forced her to go and greet this chick. Nothing personal but this is a legacy, Arial has to get into relationships, even if it's just to screw and get pregnant. Notice her joy with the action.
Arial: I fucking hate this bitch and I don't even know her name.
Arial: Fuck this all! I HATE this city! It's full of psychos, bitches, spies and stupid fools!! I'm going to burn this place to ashes like Sephirot in Nibelheim!!
Random townie: Hell yeah! Fire! Burn it all!! There is this little green guy that sometimes jump to my shoulder that keeps me telling to burn things up but no one ever lets me do it! Can I help you?
Arial: Uh, what? *backs off slowly* I knew it, this place has not a fucking normal person.
HAI MAILMAN WHO IS NOT THE SAME MAILMAN AT THE SHEIRAM LEGACY BUT ALSO IS A VAMPIRE, CARE TO EXPLAIN ME WHY YOU ALL ARE VAMPIRES??
Mailman: Dunno, it has always been like this since we all got drunk in that Downtown place full of chicks dressed like in the Medieval era.
I sent Arial to a community lot, hoping to get her some candyman. And what does she do first? Photos. Even if the next room is full of hotties, way to go girl.
I forced her to go with all the other sims... And regretted it.
Random townie: Oh, hi! Nice to meet you! Are you new in here?
Arial: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, A PIECE OF SHIT IS TALKING TO ME, DON'TTOUCHME DON'TTOUCHME!!!
Random townie: Piece of shit? Who's she calling a piece of shit?
Arial: Argh there's no escape to the bitches here, they're everywhere, life has no meaning like this.
Notice how there are up to THREE hotties in the room, full of genetic variety and what not. Arial should be DYING to talk to them but instead...
She prefers to bitchslap a girl she doesn't know and whose only fault was to greet her. This legacy is doomed, even if I don't get to fall from the participant list.
Arial: Hehehehe, take that bitch. Since there's no escape I may as well fucking kill you all to teach you a lesson.
Random townie: Kill me? KILL ME?! I'M GOING TO FUCKING GUT YOU PSYCHO BITCH!!!
Arial: AAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS ONE ALSO TALKS BACK!! LIKE THAT CRAZY SPY MAN!
Random townie: I DON'T ONLY TALK BACK. I ALSO FUCKING ATTACK YOU, HOW DOES IT TASTE?!
Arial: Ugh, she hits hard.
Randowm townie: BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DID SHE HAVE TO SLAP ME ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE HER FRIEND!
Arial: Oh yeah, I made her cry. Suffer bitch.
Arial: AH WAIT A MOMENT YOU SLAPPED ME!! CRYING ISN'T SATISFACTORY ENOUGH!! DIEEEEE
I loved how everyone ignored the fight for a whole sim hour (yush the fucking fight lasted THREE SIM HOURS).
It wasn't until this teenager showed in the lot that people started to react to the fight. Poor girl, surely she's ashamed of having the same hairdo than crazy!Arial.
Hottie 1: You know guys... I have heard that psycho with dark skin is a founder so she's looking for a man. So I suggest that we... Get out of here. Now.
And so they did, all the men in the room fucking ran to the other room like bitches on fire. And they didn't go further probably because they decided to hang out all together, you know how in those terror movies it's always better to stick together so the psycho doesn't get you.
Fuck you Arial. I can't believe that you screwed this generation so much already AND YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO LOSE THE FIGHT!!! I'm fucking going to kill you as soon as there's a baby out of your womb.
Arial: But... But I almost won! And I just lost! You should be comforting me!
I would if you had fucking bothered to do some checking on the hotties but all you care about is fight so no comfort cookies for you.
Arial: Hotties? Oh yeah! Hey this one is pretty hot, care to do some exercise with me, boy?
LOL? I think I've discovered why Arial hates and attacked that girl first thing, she's direct competition. Too bad that losing the fight and scaring the hotties made things worse for Arial, now they definitively prefer the other girl.
Random townie: Doo dee duu.. *enters in the jacuzzi naked*
Arial: Wtf, I came here to relax myself and I get a bitch to slap her titties on my face?
Arial: Get out of here you pervert bitch! I don't want to see your naked shit!
Random townie: Aw c'mon, I'm not that fat!
Arial: I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT YOU FUCKING PERVERT BITCH!!!
Random townie: So, you know, today at work I barely made it in time and...
Arial: Fuck this, I'm out of here.
STOP EVERYTHING!!!! What's this? A hottie that wasn't in the lot when Arial screwed it all? And who has the hots for her?? ARIAL GET HIM!!
And she got him, in record time mind you. Apparently when she wants she can be all charm and love. Either that or he's a similar character to her, kinda like Serilia and Tyler Sheiram.
And for the record... That's THREE BOLTS they have there. And those two do the bolt thing RIGHT, I finally understand why some people get so annoyed with three bolters.
And we finish this extremely short update with proof that the date was a success. Hopefully I won't loose almost all the screenshots neither I'll forget about the captions for them *fails hard*