i am the luckiest sonofabitch on the planet
last night should have been a complete disaster, but for some reason, it wasnt. everything went wrong. we were quite loud on my back deck, and being next door to a neighbor who would sooner kick you in the face than say hi to you, i was a little scared that the cops would show up. billy's car alarm went off... twice. the kids across the street havin a party had to call my house twice to tell us to shut it off, so, again, the cops wouldnt show up. then we decide we should leave because my parents would more than likely be home soon, so me dave and ben look around to make sure everythings cleaned up in the house. which it was, but then i realized WE DIDNT CHECK MY FUCKING DECK!!! i knew for a fact that i had left my bowl out there by mistake. so i was pissin myself scared (while eating a grilled stuffed chicken burrito from taco bell... mmm mmm good) that my parents would come home, be the paranoid androids that they are, and check the house for any signs of partying. thankfully, i left a decent note "me, kinch and carlson are goin to a late movie. be back by 12:30", and when i got home a little after 12, everyone was either trying to sleep or was already asleep, with no house checking done that i noticed. so that was good. then my plan was to hang out in the basement til everyone was DEFINETLY asleep, then sneak out onto my deck through the living room door and grab it before i go to bed. i did that without a problem. then i wake up this morning, and THANK THE LORD, JESUS CHRIST THAT EVERYONE WAS STILL SLEEPING!!! because i look out onto my deck, and what do i see? a shitload of ashes and a fuckin roach layin on the deck. so i book it into the kitchen closet, get the dustpan and broom, rush outside, sweep all the shit up, and get back inside to throw it all away... mind you, this was about 20 minutes ago, and the only thing between me and my sleeping dad was a see- through door with the shades up. jesus. you have no idea how much trouble i would be in with the parental units if they caught me on any of those fuck ups. well, other than that, i had a wicked good time. beers, smokin, the works. well, thats the last time i let that shit happen. live and learn i guess.