let's start a union
apparently they are shutting down the local mental hospital and releasing the patients, so i should have a boyfriend by the end of the month.
also today the feds arrested a journalist; i think it would have been much better if they'd gunned her down guerilla execution-style, especially since the general population would give no more of a fuck than they already do. at least i care. if they arrest all the journalists, how will i eat and buy pretty underpanties?
speaking of hot rides, this is going to be mine:
this weekend i'm going to go down to maryland to illegally obtain a motorcycle license and convince my dad that a sexy two-wheeler is the best thing. it won't be hard once i tell him about the optional husband-catching net that comes with the extended warranty.
hmmmm this entry makes me sound desperate, lonely, and horny, sort of like all my other entries. i guess i might be headed down that path, but the three hottest lesbians ever just hired me to work for them, so we can knock at least the first two off that list.
p.s. sting is on the new black eyed peas album. yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
also today the feds arrested a journalist; i think it would have been much better if they'd gunned her down guerilla execution-style, especially since the general population would give no more of a fuck than they already do. at least i care. if they arrest all the journalists, how will i eat and buy pretty underpanties?
speaking of hot rides, this is going to be mine:
this weekend i'm going to go down to maryland to illegally obtain a motorcycle license and convince my dad that a sexy two-wheeler is the best thing. it won't be hard once i tell him about the optional husband-catching net that comes with the extended warranty.
hmmmm this entry makes me sound desperate, lonely, and horny, sort of like all my other entries. i guess i might be headed down that path, but the three hottest lesbians ever just hired me to work for them, so we can knock at least the first two off that list.
p.s. sting is on the new black eyed peas album. yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes