stupid
school sucks. I just spent all this time on a stupid stats assignment with some groupmates who are very cool, but man Jay can be such a fucking bitch. he's the kid that scolds people if they are late. thats stupid.
anyway, I'm actually in a pretty good mood. its nice outside. yeah I'm still mad about Vince. I mean, that was my best prospect for getting laid this summer. or my ex, but fuck him.
so its me and my hand (Fifi) for six months.
AND A BONG which I'll buy in the next few weeks. I have acting class all summer, so that basically means that I can smoke and drink without academic consequences. thank god for that.
ok this entry is boring so its over.
EXCEPT
that yesterday I was bored so I drove over to this playground by my house and opened up a 30 pack of Coors Light. at first the kids were scared, but when I offered free cigarettes with the beer they said ok. anyway we all got drunk and when their parents showed up, I got them drunk too. you see, I called the Budweiser truck and it showed up with many kegs and a hose attached to a beer tanker truck. so just when the parents arrived I doused them with the hose and by the time I was done, they were SOOO DRUNK. so we all hung out for a few mins and talked about life, school, politics, and women. after that, I loaded up a school bus and put the drunkest 5 year old in charge of driving. it was like a roller coaster! we all puked the entire way home, so much that you could follow the steady stream all the way from the playground. The End.
anyway, I'm actually in a pretty good mood. its nice outside. yeah I'm still mad about Vince. I mean, that was my best prospect for getting laid this summer. or my ex, but fuck him.
so its me and my hand (Fifi) for six months.
AND A BONG which I'll buy in the next few weeks. I have acting class all summer, so that basically means that I can smoke and drink without academic consequences. thank god for that.
ok this entry is boring so its over.
EXCEPT
that yesterday I was bored so I drove over to this playground by my house and opened up a 30 pack of Coors Light. at first the kids were scared, but when I offered free cigarettes with the beer they said ok. anyway we all got drunk and when their parents showed up, I got them drunk too. you see, I called the Budweiser truck and it showed up with many kegs and a hose attached to a beer tanker truck. so just when the parents arrived I doused them with the hose and by the time I was done, they were SOOO DRUNK. so we all hung out for a few mins and talked about life, school, politics, and women. after that, I loaded up a school bus and put the drunkest 5 year old in charge of driving. it was like a roller coaster! we all puked the entire way home, so much that you could follow the steady stream all the way from the playground. The End.