Food for Thought

Feb 13, 2009 12:54

The following is an article that was written in Harper's Magazine February 2009

A Quibble

By Mark Slouka

We have every reason to be pleased with ourselves. Bucking all

recent precedent, we seem to have put a self-possessed, intelligent

man in the White House who, if he manages to avoid being bronzed

before his first hundred days are up, may actually succeed in correcting

the course of empire. The bubble is rushing back to plumb; excitement

is in the air. It would be churlish to quibble.

Still, let's. Although the guard at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has

indisputably changed, although the new boss is not the same as the old

boss, I'm less certain about us. I'd like to believe that we're a different

people now; that we're more educated, more skeptical, more tough-

minded than we were when we gave the outgoing gang of criminals

enough votes to steal the presidential election, twice, but it's hard work;

actual human beings keep getting in the way.

My neighbor, a high school teacher living about an hour outside

New York City, wants to torture a terrorist. He's worried because he

believes that Osama-excuse me, Obama-cares more about terrorists

than he does about us. He's never heard of the Spanish Inquisition.

Another neighbor-an actual plumber, actually named Joe-wants Mark

Haddon's The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time tossed out

of the high school library. Joe came by recently. Did I want my kids

learning how to curse and kill dogs and commit adultery? he asked. I

said that my kids already knew how to curse, and that I hadn't realized

that killing dogs and committing adultery were things you had to learn.

He showed me the book. He and his wife had gone through it with a

blue highlighter and highlighted the words "crap," "shit," and "damn"

every time they appeared, on every page. They'd written to Laura Bush

about it, and received a supportive letter in return, signed by the first

lady. "You're a teacher," he said. "Don't tell me you support this kind of

filth." I asked him if he'd read it. Well, no, he said, but he knew what it

was about. He didn't really go in for reading, himself, he said.

I like a party as much as the next man, and I still have moments

when I realize that the bastards are really, truly out and think that maybe,

this time, it really is morning in America, but a voice from outside the

ether cone keeps whispering that we haven't changed at all, that we're

as dangerous to ourselves as we've ever been, and that the relative

closeness of the popular vote in this last election (given the almost

embarrassing superiority of the winning ticket and the parade of

catastrophes visited on the nation by the outgoing party) proves it. Go

ahead and bask, this voice says, but that mumble you hear above the

drums and the partymakers is real, and it's coming our way.

What we need to talk about, what someone needs to talk about,

particularly now, is our ever-deepening ignorance (of politics, of foreign

languages, of history, of science, of current affairs, of pretty much

everything) and not just our ignorance but our complacency in the face

of it, our growing fondness for it. A generation ago the proof of our

foolishness, held up to our faces, might still have elicited some

redeeming twinge of shame-no longer. Today, across vast swaths of

the republic, it amuses and comforts us. We're deeply loyal to it.

Ignorance gives us a sense of community; it confers citizenship; our

representatives either share it or bow down to it or risk our wrath.

Seen from a sufficient distance (a decade abroad, for example), or

viewed through a protective filter, like film, or alcohol, there can be

something almost endearing about it. It can appear quaint, part of our

foolish-but authentic, naive-yet-sincere, roughhewn spirit. Up close and

personal, unromanticized and unfiltered, it's another thing entirely. In the

flesh, barking from the electronic pulpit or braying back from the

audience, our ignorance can be sobering. We don't know. Or much

care. Or care to know.

What do we care about? We care about auto racing and Jessica.

We care about food, oh yes, please, very much. And money. (Did you

catch the last episode of I Love Money?) We care about Jesus, though

we're a bit vague on his teachings. And America. We care about

America. And the flag. And the troops, though we're untroubled by the

fact that the Bush Administration lied us into the conflict, then spent

years figuring out that armor in war might be a good idea. Did I mention

money?

Here's the mirror-look and wince. One out of every four of us

believes we've been reincarnated; 44 percent of us believe in ghosts; 71

percent, in angels. Forty percent of us believe God created all things in

their present form sometime during the last 10,000 years. Nearly the

same number-not coincidentally, perhaps-are functionally illiterate.

Twenty percent think the sun might revolve around the earth. When one

of us writes a book explaining that our offspring are bored and disruptive

in class because they have an indigo "vibrational aura" that means they

are a gifted race sent to this planet to change our consciousness with

the help of guides from a higher world, half a million of us rush to the

bookstores to lay our money down.

Wherever it may have resided before, the brain in America has

migrated to the region of the belt-not below it, which might at least be

diverting, but only as far as the gut-where it has come to a stop. The

gut tells us things. It tells us what's right and what's wrong, who to hate

and what to believe and who to vote for. Increasingly, it's where

American politics is done. All we have to do is listen to it and the answer

appears in the little window of the eight ball: "Don't trust him. Don't

know. Undecided. Just because, that's why." We know because we feel,

as if truth were a matter of personal taste, or something to be divined in

the human heart, like love.

I was raised to be ashamed of my ignorance, and to try to do

something about it if at all possible. I carry that burden to this day, and

have successfully passed it on to my children. I don't believe I have the

right to an opinion about something I know nothing about-

constitutional law, for example, or sailing-a notion that puts me sadly

out of step with a growing majority of my countrymen, many of whom

may be unable to tell you anything at all about Islam, say, or socialism,

or climate change, except that they hate it, are against it, don't believe in it.
Worse still (or more amusing, depending on the day) are those who

can tell you, and then offer up a stew of New Age blather, right-wing

rant, and bloggers' speculation that's so divorced from actual,

demonstrable fact, that's so not true, as the kids would say, that the

mind goes numb with wonder. "Way I see it is," a man in the Tulsa Motel

6 swimming pool told me last summer, "if English was good enough for

Jesus Christ, it's good enough for us."

Quite possibly, this belief in our own opinion, regardless of the

facts, may be what separates us from the nations of the world, what

makes us unique in God's eyes. The average German or Czech, though

possibly no less ignorant than his American counterpart, will probably

consider the possibility that someone who has spent his life studying

something may have an opinion worth considering. Not the American.

Although perfectly willing to recognize expertise in basketball, for

example, or refrigerator repair, when it comes to the realm of ideas, all

folks (and their opinions) are suddenly equal. Thus evolution is a damned

lie, global warming a liberal hoax, and Republicans care about people

like you.

But there's more. Not only do we believe that opinion (our own)

trumps expertise; we then go further and demand that expertise assume

the position-demand, that is, that those with actual knowledge

supplicate themselves to the Believers, who don't need to know. The

logic here, if that's the term, seems to rest on the a priori conviction that

belief and knowledge are separate and unequal. Belief is higher, nobler;

it comes from the heart; it feels like truth. There's a kind of Biblical

grandeur to it, and as God's chosen, we have an inherent right to it.

Knowledge, on the other hand, is impersonal, easily manipulated,

inherently suspect. Like the facts it's based on, it's slippery,

insubstantial-not solid like the things you believe.

The corollary to the axiom that belief beats knowledge, of course, is

that ordinary folks shouldn't value the latter too highly, and should be

suspicious of those who do. Which may explain our inherent discomfort

with argument. We may not know much, but at least we know what we

believe. Tricky elitists, on the other hand, are always going on.

Confusing things. We don't trust them. So what if Sarah Palm couldn't

answer Charlie Gibson's sneaky question about the Bush Doctrine? We

didn't know what it was either.

How did we come to this pass? We could blame the American

education system, I suppose, which has been retooled over the past

two generations to churn out workers (badly), not skeptical, informed

citizens. Or we could look to the great wasteland of television, whose

homogenizing force and narcotizing effect has quite neatly

corresponded to the rising tide of ignorance. Or we could spend some

time analyzing the fungus of associations that has grown around the

word "elitist," which can now be applied to a teacher driving a thirteen-

year-old Toyota but not to a multimillionaire CEO like Dick Cheney. Or,

finally, we might look to the influence of the anti-elitist elites who,

burdened by the weight of their Ph.D.s, will argue that the words

"educated" and "ignorant" are just signifiers of class employed by the

oligarchy to keep the underprivileged in their place, and then proceed to

tell you how well Bobby is doing at Princeton.

But I'm less interested in the ingredients of this meal than in who's

going to have to eat it, and when, and at what cost. There's no

particular reason to believe, after all, that things will improve; that our

ignorance and gullibility will miraculously abate, that the militant right and
the entrenched left, both so given to caricature, will simultaneously

emerge from their bunkers eager to embrace complexity, that our

disdain for facts and our aversion to argument will reverse themselves.

Precisely the opposite is likely. In fact, if we take the wider view, and

compare today's political climate (the arrogance with which our leaders

now conduct their extralegal adventures, the crudity of the propaganda

used to manipulate us, our increasing willingness to cheer the lie and

spit on the truth, just so long as the lie is ours) to that of even a

generation ago, then extend the curve a decade or two into the future,

it's easier to imagine a Balkanized nation split into rival camps cheered

and sustained by their own propaganda than the republic of reason and

truth so many of us want to believe in.

Traditions die hard, after all. Anti-intellectualism in America is a very

old hat-a stovepipe, at least, maybe even a coonskin. We wear it well;

we're unlikely to give it up just like that. Consider, for example, what

happens to men or women (today as ever) the minute they declare

themselves candidates for office, how their language their syntax, their

level of diction, the field from which their analogies are drawn-takes a

nosedive into the common pool. Notice how quickly the contractions

creep in and the sleeves roll up. The comparison to high school seems

appropriate; the pressure to adapt is considerable, and it's all in one

direction-down. In American politics, as in the cafeteria, the crowd sets

the tone. It doesn't know much, and if you want in, you'd better not

either. Should you want out, of course, all you have to do is

inadvertently let on-for example, by using the word "inadvertently" -

that you're a reasonably educated human being, and the deed is done.

Communicate intelligently in America and you're immediately

suspect. As one voter from Alaska expressed it last fall, speaking of

Obama, "He just seems snotty, and he looks weaselly." This isn't race

talking; it's education. There's something sneaky about a man like

Obama (or even John Kerry, who, though no Disraeli, could construct a

sentence in English with a beginning, a middle, and an end), because he

seems intelligent. It makes people uneasy. Who knows what he might be

thinking?

But doesn't this past election, then, sound the all clear? Doesn't

the fact that Obama didn't have to lower himself to win suggest that the

ignorant are outnumbered? Can't we simply ignore the third of white

evangelicals who believe the world will end in their lifetimes, or the

millennialists who know that Obama's the Antichrist because the

winning lottery number in Illinois was 666?

For starters, consider how easily things might have gone the other

way had the political and economic climate not combined into a perfect

political storm for the Republican Party; had the Dow been a thousand

points higher in September, or gas a dollar cheaper. Truth is, we got

lucky; the bullet grazed our skull.

Next, consider the numbers. Of the approximately 130 million

Americans who voted this past November, very nearly half, seemingly

stuck in political puberty, were untroubled by the possibility of Sarah

Palm and the first dude inheriting the White House. At the same time,

those of us on the winning side might want to do a cross-check before

landing. How many of us-not just in the general election but in the

primaries, when there was still a choice-voted for Obama because he

was the It thing this season, because he was so likable, because he had

that wonderful voice, because he was black, because he made us feel

as if Atticus Finch had come home? If nothing else, the fact that so
many have convinced themselves that one man, thus far almost entirely

untested, will slay the culture of corruption with one hand while pulling

us out of the greatest mess we've known in a century with the other

suggests that a certain kind of "clap your hands if you believe" naiveté

crosses the aisle at will.

But the electorate, whatever its issues, is not the real problem. The

real problem, the unacknowledged pit underlying American democracy,

is the 38 percent of the population who didn't move, didn't vote. Think of

it: a country the size of Germany-83 million people-within our own

borders. Many of its citizens, after decades of watching the status quo

perpetuate itself, are presumably too fed up to bother, a stance we can

sympathize with and still condemn for its petulance and immaturity, its

unwillingness to acknowledge the fact that in every election there is a

better and a worse choice. Millions of others, however, are adults who

don't know what the Bill of Rights is, who have never heard of Lenin,

who think Africa is a nation, who have never read a book. I've talked to

enough of them to know that many are decent people, and that decency

is not enough. Witches are put to the stake by decent people. Ignorance

trumps decency any day of the week.

Praise me for a citizen or warm up the pillory, it comes down to the

unpleasant fact that a significant number of our fellow citizens are now

as greedy and gullible as a boxful of puppies; they'll believe anything;

they'll attack the empty glove; they'll follow that plastic bone right off the

cliff. Nothing about this election has changed that fact. If they're ever

activated-if the wrong individual gets to them, in other words, before

the educational system does-we may live to experience a tyranny of

the majority Tocqueville never imagined.

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