Okay...that's it...had enough...
I'm going on a mission. Actually, it might be a crusade.
I understand that I live in south Louisiana, and that south Louisiana has a significant population of red neck, white trash, coonass, stump jumping, camo wearing, back woods country yokels....but even still, I am significantly disappointed in the latest trend sweeping through Lafayette.
I am tired of looking at the colorful, plastic, anatomically correct "truck nuts" dangling from the rear bumper of so many mud covered, 4-wheel drive, monster trucks that the before mentioned coonasses are all fond of.
So tired, in fact, that my new crusade involves buying a pair of bolt cutters to keep in my car and every time I see a pair of "truck nuts" in going to perform a quick surgery and neuter them. It's either that or I find a nice pair of plastic ovaries for my Corolla.
What the hell people? TRUCK NUTS? Why in the name of sweet baby Jesus would you want to hang a mock nut sack from your vehicle? What statement are you making? Do a pair of balls on your bumper make you cool? Are you cooler if the truck nuts are blue? Are you even super cooler if your truck nuts have artifical hairs...cause I think that makes you super grosser!?!
I'm starting my crusade with the parking lot at work. There will be a lot of welders and mechanics wondering what happened to their nuts.
I understand that I live in south Louisiana, and that south Louisiana has a significant population of red neck, white trash, coonass, stump jumping, camo wearing, back woods country yokels....but even still, I am significantly disappointed in the latest trend sweeping through Lafayette.
I am tired of looking at the colorful, plastic, anatomically correct "truck nuts" dangling from the rear bumper of so many mud covered, 4-wheel drive, monster trucks that the before mentioned coonasses are all fond of.
So tired, in fact, that my new crusade involves buying a pair of bolt cutters to keep in my car and every time I see a pair of "truck nuts" in going to perform a quick surgery and neuter them. It's either that or I find a nice pair of plastic ovaries for my Corolla.
What the hell people? TRUCK NUTS? Why in the name of sweet baby Jesus would you want to hang a mock nut sack from your vehicle? What statement are you making? Do a pair of balls on your bumper make you cool? Are you cooler if the truck nuts are blue? Are you even super cooler if your truck nuts have artifical hairs...cause I think that makes you super grosser!?!
I'm starting my crusade with the parking lot at work. There will be a lot of welders and mechanics wondering what happened to their nuts.