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Dear all school aged children in my neighborhood and on my path to work....
I know how much it sucks for you guys to be forced to go to school and all. I remember very well being just like you snotty nosed little turds and not caring what the stupid grownups think and not having any respect for anyone other than yourself....it's cool....I understand. But you little shits need to understand something too....if you stand in the middle of the street while waiting for your school bus to come collect you and cart you off to your daily prison and you start making my ass late on my trip to my daily prison, I will not just sit in my car and laugh at you and your retarded ass hijinks in the street, I will get out and physically remove you from the street and return you to your yard where your ghetto ass momma is sitting in her lawn chair, drinking her coffee, talking on her cell phone, wearing nothing but her boyfriends boxer shorts and dirty wifebeater...and if she has a problem with that, well, I'll deal with that too.
Sincerely,
If you think I'm joking just try me
I know how much it sucks for you guys to be forced to go to school and all. I remember very well being just like you snotty nosed little turds and not caring what the stupid grownups think and not having any respect for anyone other than yourself....it's cool....I understand. But you little shits need to understand something too....if you stand in the middle of the street while waiting for your school bus to come collect you and cart you off to your daily prison and you start making my ass late on my trip to my daily prison, I will not just sit in my car and laugh at you and your retarded ass hijinks in the street, I will get out and physically remove you from the street and return you to your yard where your ghetto ass momma is sitting in her lawn chair, drinking her coffee, talking on her cell phone, wearing nothing but her boyfriends boxer shorts and dirty wifebeater...and if she has a problem with that, well, I'll deal with that too.
Sincerely,
If you think I'm joking just try me