i am 'in love', whatever that is
I have found myself a wife!!
It is a Baggins, but that is better than trying to woo that Took or that 'newspaper'.
I have done better than that fat Samwise, too! Mine is actually completely female!!!
She will look good standing upon a podium and waving. She will also look good when I wear my wig with pigtails and we have tea parties with my dolls and teddy bears.
This will be a proper marriage! None of these modern day melted snow affairs where the wife runs a cosmetics business on the side and the husband sings and weeps himself to sleep every night with ancient episodes of Days Of Our Lives and a bottle of cheap vodka under the baby's cradle and who just rang the doorbell was it the postmaster?
We will drink red raspberry drinks in glass goblets and the ice will tinkle, if you follow me.
Where's my tux?
It is a Baggins, but that is better than trying to woo that Took or that 'newspaper'.
I have done better than that fat Samwise, too! Mine is actually completely female!!!
She will look good standing upon a podium and waving. She will also look good when I wear my wig with pigtails and we have tea parties with my dolls and teddy bears.
This will be a proper marriage! None of these modern day melted snow affairs where the wife runs a cosmetics business on the side and the husband sings and weeps himself to sleep every night with ancient episodes of Days Of Our Lives and a bottle of cheap vodka under the baby's cradle and who just rang the doorbell was it the postmaster?
We will drink red raspberry drinks in glass goblets and the ice will tinkle, if you follow me.
Where's my tux?