About: ...Oh god, its a racy dream, featuring Takuma, Kamui, Sasuke, Tamaki, and Haruhi.... and Lefty.
Dream Effects: The urge to get up and dance, club-style.
Notes: Clicking on the individuals name will show you the outfit they're wearing.
WARNINGS: ...A little boy swearing :| And uh... gay vampire... sexiness, slutty outfits, this... is just NSFW. Bad writing, I CAN'T---
Dream World Love
By Masta Vamp-D & His Left Hand Man
feat. Bomb-Drop Sasuke, Love-Bitten Bros, and Debt & Roses
[ The Room starts out dark, before a spotlight shines on, showing off
D sitting on what looks to be a swank throne, wearing a crown atop his head. A heavy beat comes on, and he holds up his left hand, which is of course decked out in ring bling, and Lefty starts singing. ]
Heeeeeyyyy!!!! Wake up n' smell the roses, Somariummmm!!!
This is Masta Vamp-D and His Left Hand Man, droppin' da beat!
This goes out to allllllll the sexy ladies, dreamin' away!
What! WHAT, WHAT!
[ And D lifts his head and begins... rapping. ]
I spent my whole lifetime dreamin' away
Roamin' 'cross The Frontier day-by-day
Missin' out on life, but it wasn't t' be seen
Til I fell in an unawakeable dream.
It was a peaceful land ruled by a dismal queen
Filled with humans, and nightmares, oh what could it mean?
Somarium's secrets remain to be seen!
But while you're here, let our love song ring, oh!
[ And
Tamaki and
Haruhi come out, singing out the first round of the chorus, dancing withing a wave of fluttering roses and money falling from the sky. ]
"In your wildest dreams there is a place that you can go....
To live out a life that you might never know...
Whatever planet you're from,
Somarium's the heavens above...~
This is the song, the song~
Of your Dream World Love~"
[
Sasuke walks out, sliding onto the screen as he starts his own rap. ]
If you're running from a life so dark and dread
Where you're love is destroyed
Your future dead
Somarium's the dream to dream
You can rip your sorrow
Down to the seam.
Just one more chance, your only chance
To make amends, to dance a dance
To fan the flames, and sound the gong
Hit the chorus of the Dream World Love song!
[ Takuma and Kamui spin onto the scene in
matching outfits, plopping themselves down onto D's lap on either leg, running their hands down his chest, slowly grinding their hips as they fan their affections all over the vampire, who just sits in his throne looking like a pimp. Tamaki and Haruhi walk in front of them, before grasping hands, falling dramatically to their knees as they gaze towards each other, singing out the chorus. ]
"In your wildest dreams there is a place that you can go....
To live out a life that you might never know...
Whatever planet you're from,
Somarium's the heavens above...~
This is the song, the song~
Of your Dream World Love~"
[ D looks to the screen, Takuma and Kamui glancing back, both of them chiming in during the bridge of the song. ]
If you find yourself longing for love
(Longing for love~)
Rip past the nightmares of your waking life!
(Tear them all down~)
When you awaken, pray you're in this place
(Somarium~)
Or there will be no end to your strife!
[ And Sasuke slides across the floor on his knees in between Tamaki and Haruhi, bellowing out the last part of the rap. ]
Somarium's the place
The place to f*cking be!
The place to catch a break
The place to f*cking dream
So close your eyes my dear
It'll be all right
We'll leave the door open a crack
So have a good night!
[ The entire scene zoomed back up to D's face--who had somehow managed to obtain a cigar at this point in time?--who merely pulls his bitches vampires into him, shoots a grin to the camera, and then, everything goes black. ]
.... [ And D opens his eyes from his nap--of course, its during the day for him. The vampire stares up at the ceiling, before looking to the camera. ]
[ ...What. ]