Stop BITCHING already!

Nov 17, 2008 11:05

So I have realized that ALL I do lately is whine, bitch, and complain about being pregnant. It's all true but it's not healthy. So I decided this weekend that I needed pick 5 things that make pregnancy tolerable. (pregnancy not including labor/delivery)

In no particular order:

1. Orgasms. It's true, at least in my case, that orgasms are longer and a bit more intense then when not pregnant. This is a definite plus.

2. No hangovers. After spending the night out on Friday to celebrate my birthday with friends I realized that will not suffer the wrath of the Hangover Beast which is awesome. I still miss being able to have a drink but not being able to function the day after partying I do not miss.

3. Not having to worry about birth control or carrying around tampons. It's a little too late for that I know, but worrying each month if our luck ran out was stressful. And the added fear that my period would strike while out without any type of feminine product was constantly haunting me. It wouldn't fail that I would switch purses that day and forget to move the tampons along with my wallet, keys. compact, etc...

4. Having the man in your life do ANYTHING you want without complaint or weird looks. I am fairly lucky that E already treated me like a Queen and since the onset of baby he has been willing to do/get/clean anything I ask him too.

5. I am still working on 5... and it is my prerogative as a pregnant women to do so. :)
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