Presidential Debates
We should have planned a debate night party.
Better yet, a Presidential Debate drinking game party.
Rules:
Every time McCain says “My friends” take a shot.
Every time Obama says hope or change take a shot.
Anytime McCain makes a reference to his wife chug a Bud.
Anytime Obama refers to Chicago or his roots chug a Goose Island.
Anytime they have to field a question about illegal immigration- take a shot of tequila.
Every time someone says POW- take a shot of 151 and then forgive yourself for doing so because of what you went through
Anytime they mention the tension with Russia- take a shot of vodka.
Every time someone says "flag pin" or "patriotism," - take a swig of George Dickel and then hit yourself over the head with the bottle
When the moderators use the following words:
"Experience" - do a shot, then declare that you've taken shots for many years
"Celebrity"- do 9 shots, then run away from anyone with a camera
"Change" - do a shot of a different type of alcohol than what you'd been drinking before
"the race card," - do a shot
"Elitism," - do a shot with a beer chaser, to prove you're down with the working man
That’s all for now but feel free to add to the list...
Too bad I can't participate.
Better yet, a Presidential Debate drinking game party.
Rules:
Every time McCain says “My friends” take a shot.
Every time Obama says hope or change take a shot.
Anytime McCain makes a reference to his wife chug a Bud.
Anytime Obama refers to Chicago or his roots chug a Goose Island.
Anytime they have to field a question about illegal immigration- take a shot of tequila.
Every time someone says POW- take a shot of 151 and then forgive yourself for doing so because of what you went through
Anytime they mention the tension with Russia- take a shot of vodka.
Every time someone says "flag pin" or "patriotism," - take a swig of George Dickel and then hit yourself over the head with the bottle
When the moderators use the following words:
"Experience" - do a shot, then declare that you've taken shots for many years
"Celebrity"- do 9 shots, then run away from anyone with a camera
"Change" - do a shot of a different type of alcohol than what you'd been drinking before
"the race card," - do a shot
"Elitism," - do a shot with a beer chaser, to prove you're down with the working man
That’s all for now but feel free to add to the list...
Too bad I can't participate.