There's What Happened, and There's What Really Happened
Title: There's What Happened, and There's What Really Happened
Rating: G
Summary: Things aren't always what they seem. And I really don't think BJ would cheat.
Pairings: BJ/Carter, BJ/Peg
Disclaimer: I own nothing. If I did, BJ never would have cheated. I'm just saying.
Warning: 2 swear words.
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Hawkeye walked into the Swamp and saw BJ writing a letter.
"I'm never drinking again," BJ moaned.
"Bad hangover?" Hawkeye asked.
"I've got to tell Peg what I did."
"Why, does she like you drunk?"
BJ looked at Hawkeye in confusion.
"No, but apparently I like other women when I'm drunk."
"What?" Hawkeye jumped up and grabbed the pen from BJ's hand. "You're not writing your wife. Tell me what you're talking about."
"Nurse Carter called me in to her tent to tell me her husband had died. So I held her while she cried. Then she leaned in to kiss me, but I pulled away. She said I had been more than willing yesterday."
"You were with me all last night. You never went near her. And she's not married. BJ, stay right here, and I'll get this settled."
Hawkeye hurried over to Carter's tent.
"Hello Hawkeye," she said.
"Let's skip the formalities, shall we, Nurse Carter? Or maybe I should just call you Jezebel. You are the lowest, slimiest woman ever. Hell you're the worst person to live: you're worse than Frank Burns and the devil mixed together. What is wrong with you? I know you're not married. Why did you do it?"
"Captain Pierce, why are you yelling at my nurse?" Margaret asked.
"She's trying to ruin BJ."
"What? If anyone's corrupted him, it's you."
"Margaret, I'm not joking. BJ is in pieces because he thinks he cheated on Peg."
"That's ridiculous. He's one of the most loyal men in the army."
"Well, she got in his head," Hawkeye said, motioning to Carter. "She said something happened while he was drunk."
"I'm sorry, he's cute. And I thought if I could convince him he had already done something, he would be willing to actually do it."
"Carter! That's no explanation!" Houlihan said. "I'm going to talk to Potter."
"Me too," Hawkeye said.
"Carter, you'd better come too."
"I'll go get BJ."
"Mule fritters!" Potter said. "Carter, go pack your bags. I will not lose one of my top surgeons to the likes of you. I'm going to have you transferred out of here first thing tomorrow morning. Stay away from Hunnicutt, or I'll make sure your next hell hole is worse than this."
"How are you doing?" Hawkeye asked as the two walked back to the Swamp.
"Relieved."
"And you can go on being the poster boy for monogamy and faithfulness."
"Thanks for helping, Hawkeye."
"What are best friends for?"
Rating: G
Summary: Things aren't always what they seem. And I really don't think BJ would cheat.
Pairings: BJ/Carter, BJ/Peg
Disclaimer: I own nothing. If I did, BJ never would have cheated. I'm just saying.
Warning: 2 swear words.
Link or LJ-cut:
Hawkeye walked into the Swamp and saw BJ writing a letter.
"I'm never drinking again," BJ moaned.
"Bad hangover?" Hawkeye asked.
"I've got to tell Peg what I did."
"Why, does she like you drunk?"
BJ looked at Hawkeye in confusion.
"No, but apparently I like other women when I'm drunk."
"What?" Hawkeye jumped up and grabbed the pen from BJ's hand. "You're not writing your wife. Tell me what you're talking about."
"Nurse Carter called me in to her tent to tell me her husband had died. So I held her while she cried. Then she leaned in to kiss me, but I pulled away. She said I had been more than willing yesterday."
"You were with me all last night. You never went near her. And she's not married. BJ, stay right here, and I'll get this settled."
Hawkeye hurried over to Carter's tent.
"Hello Hawkeye," she said.
"Let's skip the formalities, shall we, Nurse Carter? Or maybe I should just call you Jezebel. You are the lowest, slimiest woman ever. Hell you're the worst person to live: you're worse than Frank Burns and the devil mixed together. What is wrong with you? I know you're not married. Why did you do it?"
"Captain Pierce, why are you yelling at my nurse?" Margaret asked.
"She's trying to ruin BJ."
"What? If anyone's corrupted him, it's you."
"Margaret, I'm not joking. BJ is in pieces because he thinks he cheated on Peg."
"That's ridiculous. He's one of the most loyal men in the army."
"Well, she got in his head," Hawkeye said, motioning to Carter. "She said something happened while he was drunk."
"I'm sorry, he's cute. And I thought if I could convince him he had already done something, he would be willing to actually do it."
"Carter! That's no explanation!" Houlihan said. "I'm going to talk to Potter."
"Me too," Hawkeye said.
"Carter, you'd better come too."
"I'll go get BJ."
"Mule fritters!" Potter said. "Carter, go pack your bags. I will not lose one of my top surgeons to the likes of you. I'm going to have you transferred out of here first thing tomorrow morning. Stay away from Hunnicutt, or I'll make sure your next hell hole is worse than this."
"How are you doing?" Hawkeye asked as the two walked back to the Swamp.
"Relieved."
"And you can go on being the poster boy for monogamy and faithfulness."
"Thanks for helping, Hawkeye."
"What are best friends for?"