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Jim Carrey: When you signed up for this movie, did you ever think that people would be staring at us like these?
Kate Winslet: No, I just wanted to an excuse to dye my hair.
JC: Oh. Anyway… lying there, I was thinking of how pretty you were, ugly hair and all. And what were you thinking of?
KW: My dog.
JC: Oh. That’s sweet. Do you know that they took the movie concept from a poem?
KW: So was it porn poetry?
JC: Of course not! How dare you woman!
KW: This is why no one takes porn seriously anymore.