"I don't wanna push the frog mom!"

[willow_the_wisp]

Today is insane and Scarlett and I haven't even done anything. We got up, got online, and then ate Digiorno Vegetable pizza and watched Chicago. Before this though my mom made us fold sheets and listen to this damn frog that croaks "jingle balls" when you push its hand. Frogs don't have hands do they? Oh well. I told my mom I didn't want to listen to the damn frog and she kept saying "just push it sarah. i wanna hear it". Hence, the title for this lj entry. Then Scarlett and I came to get online again, where I am currently conversing with Lance and Vonda. We got into it about whose waist was bigger. The convo went as follows:
Red: My ass is so big
Scarlett: No it's not
Red: Yes it is
Scarlett: I got a pair of pants the other day. They were size ---.
Red: But they were tall
Scarlett: That makes no difference
Red: Yes it does
Scarlett: No it doesn't. Not in the size of the waist
Red: Yes it does. But it has to b/c my but is bigger than yours
Scarlett: No it's not
Red: Well my waist is bigger than yours
Scarlett: No, my waist is bigger than yours
Red: No, it's not!
Scarlett:... (pause) I wanna die
(silence)...
Red: I'm putting this in LJ!
The End!!!
OK wow that was extremely sad that we typed this but so it goes!
Thank you and Goodnight! ~Red and Scarlett
(curtain falls)