I'm an Idiot...

[willow_fae_20]

So I got Dylan all ready to go. You know: shoes, coat, glasses. And we're sitting here, and it ticks to noon, then 5 after, then 8 after. And I'm going: 'Where's the van driver... She's never late... I hope everything's... It's MLK Jr. Day. Dylan doesn't have school... Hey, Dipshit, it's a Federal Holiday, schools are closed!'

So I had to take Dylan's coat and shoes off. Completely ruined his whole life. 'Cause I'm a frikken Moron. Oh well, them's the breaks.