Funny stories and work-ranting...
So I work the nexzt six days in a row, which means I will be spending a lot of time writing these inconsequencial, somewhat pointless, very short journal entries for all you piglets to read. (I like calling people piglets. I do it at work and people laugh, rather than look at me funny, which is what I would do if the tables were turned. Freaks.)
Today I got home in the early morning and Crystal was in the process of packing up her whole room, which made me kinda sad, but I helped for a little bit and smiled and giggled with her instead of being teary-eyed. She's got enough people making her feel guilty about moving to Texas, which is so dumb. I applaud her for going to grad school, and I'm not so selfish that I can't hide my sad long enough for her to relax about the process. No need to add to her stress.
SoooOOOOooo...funny story about this morning...
A few months ago during my singledom, I went out with Crystal's friends and her on a binge-drinking excursion to a hoppin' club we wanted to check out and, lo and behold, one of her friends (whose name and gender shall remain unmentioned) whom I'd had a crush on sinse college happened to show up...and apparently said annonymous person had felt the same sinse college...and well, after about five screwdrivers, Lea lost all inhibition, seduced annonymous person on the dancefloor, was pulled out of the club via hand, and had her first (and only) random hook-up...which was pretty fun and which she didn't regret at all...
but then, for numerous reasons, Lea failed to call said annonymous person for a long while, because Lea didn't know the rules of random hookups and didn't really care to learn them...plus, said annonymous person was a busy annonymous person with many annonymous things that Lea didn't want to get involved with...
So yeah. I get out of the shower, walk into the livingrom in my skivies to get my makeup bag...and annonymous hookup person is in the livingroom.
With Crystal.
And, um, Crystal's Mom.
Awesome.
I ducked pretty quick and didn't think they saw me, but it took me like 20 minutes to get up the nerve to go out into my livingroom. As it turned out, everything's cool...
But wow.
WOW.
What a fucken weird morning.
Today I got home in the early morning and Crystal was in the process of packing up her whole room, which made me kinda sad, but I helped for a little bit and smiled and giggled with her instead of being teary-eyed. She's got enough people making her feel guilty about moving to Texas, which is so dumb. I applaud her for going to grad school, and I'm not so selfish that I can't hide my sad long enough for her to relax about the process. No need to add to her stress.
SoooOOOOooo...funny story about this morning...
A few months ago during my singledom, I went out with Crystal's friends and her on a binge-drinking excursion to a hoppin' club we wanted to check out and, lo and behold, one of her friends (whose name and gender shall remain unmentioned) whom I'd had a crush on sinse college happened to show up...and apparently said annonymous person had felt the same sinse college...and well, after about five screwdrivers, Lea lost all inhibition, seduced annonymous person on the dancefloor, was pulled out of the club via hand, and had her first (and only) random hook-up...which was pretty fun and which she didn't regret at all...
but then, for numerous reasons, Lea failed to call said annonymous person for a long while, because Lea didn't know the rules of random hookups and didn't really care to learn them...plus, said annonymous person was a busy annonymous person with many annonymous things that Lea didn't want to get involved with...
So yeah. I get out of the shower, walk into the livingrom in my skivies to get my makeup bag...and annonymous hookup person is in the livingroom.
With Crystal.
And, um, Crystal's Mom.
Awesome.
I ducked pretty quick and didn't think they saw me, but it took me like 20 minutes to get up the nerve to go out into my livingroom. As it turned out, everything's cool...
But wow.
WOW.
What a fucken weird morning.