Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
A man sits down at a bar and places a paper bag on the bar beside him and orders a drink.
A man walks in and sits down next to him. For a while the man glances back and forth between the man and the bag, and finally he speaks: "Okay. I give up. What's in the bag?"
The man replies, "meh..I have a talking frog in there."
The other man laughed. "A talking frog? Oh that's hilarious. Okay, I'll bite. I'll pay you fifty bucks to see this 'talking frog'."
"nah, I'll just show him to you." The man opened the bag, pulled out the frog and set it down on the bar in front of the other man.
"Okay," said the other man, "let's see this frog talk."
"Okay, how are you today?" answered the frog.
"Holy crap!" said the man, "this frog talks! Oh my lord, man, okay, how much do you want for the frog? Name your price!"
"Meh...okay.. $200." answered the man reluctantly.
"$200? That's it? Well yeah, sure!" the man counted out two hundred, handed it to the man, took the frog, and walked out of the bar.
The bartender leaned over to the man and said, "Are you stupid, man? That was a talking frog. Do you have ANY idea how much money you could've made with that?"
"it's no big deal," the man replied, "the squirrel in the bag beside him is a ventriloquist."
A man sits down at a bar and places a paper bag on the bar beside him and orders a drink.
A man walks in and sits down next to him. For a while the man glances back and forth between the man and the bag, and finally he speaks: "Okay. I give up. What's in the bag?"
The man replies, "meh..I have a talking frog in there."
The other man laughed. "A talking frog? Oh that's hilarious. Okay, I'll bite. I'll pay you fifty bucks to see this 'talking frog'."
"nah, I'll just show him to you." The man opened the bag, pulled out the frog and set it down on the bar in front of the other man.
"Okay," said the other man, "let's see this frog talk."
"Okay, how are you today?" answered the frog.
"Holy crap!" said the man, "this frog talks! Oh my lord, man, okay, how much do you want for the frog? Name your price!"
"Meh...okay.. $200." answered the man reluctantly.
"$200? That's it? Well yeah, sure!" the man counted out two hundred, handed it to the man, took the frog, and walked out of the bar.
The bartender leaned over to the man and said, "Are you stupid, man? That was a talking frog. Do you have ANY idea how much money you could've made with that?"
"it's no big deal," the man replied, "the squirrel in the bag beside him is a ventriloquist."