The One With The Kidnapping

[willnotwait]

When amused lacrosse players ask you if you want to have an adventure?

Say no.

Or at the very least bring a helmet.

Comments

[pennywaits]

They hurt you?

[willnotwait]

Not intentionally. There's no reason to worry.

[pennywaits]

You're hurt.

[willnotwait]

I broke my wrist.

[pennywaits]

Come see me.

[willnotwait]

Of course. Though I don't think it's too terrible.

[pennywaits]

Your mother will decide that.

[willnotwait]

[pennywaits]

The door is unlocked. I will be expecting you.

I've knitted a hat for you, too.

[willnotwait]

... A hat?

[pennywaits]

You are familiar with the concept.

[willnotwait]

Yes, thank you.

[pennywaits]

Then what sort of question is there for me to answer?

[willnotwait]

Nothing. My injury must be making me loopy.

[pennywaits]

Then report to my apartment immediately.

[willnotwait]

Right.