(no subject)
Good... Ness?
ME: Good morning!
A: There's no such thing.
Why Teachers Don't Want Ears on the Back of Their Heads
A: (Rushing from the classroom to get to the next class early.)
STUDENT: Teacher! Teacher!
A: (Continuing on her way.)
STUDENT: Teacher! I missed the final exam!
A: Parting shot over her shoulder: Yes, you most certainly did!
Bon Appetit
A: If you could choose your last meal, what would it be?
ME: A month long!
ME: Good morning!
A: There's no such thing.
Why Teachers Don't Want Ears on the Back of Their Heads
A: (Rushing from the classroom to get to the next class early.)
STUDENT: Teacher! Teacher!
A: (Continuing on her way.)
STUDENT: Teacher! I missed the final exam!
A: Parting shot over her shoulder: Yes, you most certainly did!
Bon Appetit
A: If you could choose your last meal, what would it be?
ME: A month long!