1st Floor
Hey! Where the heck am I?
...Wait. Dank, dark, smelly, and filled with weird things. 'Kay, I'm in a dungeon.
Why am I in a dungeon? Last I knew I was hangin' out with Shino-Sis and Shizune. Besides, I already finished--
OH! I get it. I'm finally in another sequel. Kinda stupid to throw me right into a dungeon without any plot stuff beforehand, but whatever.
...Actually, now that I think about it, I don't remember signing anything to be in another sequel. I guess the beautiful and talented Izuna was in just that high of a demand? Okay, I can get behind that.
I wonder what the title is.
Izuna: The Unemployed Ninja Strikes Back?
Izuna: Unemployed Reckoning?
Izuna: Bride of the Unemployed Ninja? Sounds sexy. That'd probably get plenty of sales.
Izuna: Electric Boogaloo?
Oh well, I guess I'll find out when I get out of this dungeon. Now, lessee what I've got on me.
>Inventory
--Leek
...
OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
They throw me into a dungeon and all they give me for equipment is a LEEK?
Uuuu...
Shino-Siiiiiiis! SHINO-SIIIIIIIS! Where are yoooooooou? I'm all alone and scared and defenseless and all I have is a damned leek. Shino-sis, where are yoooou?
This better not be one of those sequel deals where they fire some of the old characters. I won't be able to make it through without Shino! Who's gonna keep me from getting into trouble and have all the convenient information when I encounter new things?!
Shinooooooo!
*Bawls*
This sucks.
...
*Equips the leek*
...Wait. Dank, dark, smelly, and filled with weird things. 'Kay, I'm in a dungeon.
Why am I in a dungeon? Last I knew I was hangin' out with Shino-Sis and Shizune. Besides, I already finished--
OH! I get it. I'm finally in another sequel. Kinda stupid to throw me right into a dungeon without any plot stuff beforehand, but whatever.
...Actually, now that I think about it, I don't remember signing anything to be in another sequel. I guess the beautiful and talented Izuna was in just that high of a demand? Okay, I can get behind that.
I wonder what the title is.
Izuna: The Unemployed Ninja Strikes Back?
Izuna: Unemployed Reckoning?
Izuna: Bride of the Unemployed Ninja? Sounds sexy. That'd probably get plenty of sales.
Izuna: Electric Boogaloo?
Oh well, I guess I'll find out when I get out of this dungeon. Now, lessee what I've got on me.
>Inventory
--Leek
...
OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
They throw me into a dungeon and all they give me for equipment is a LEEK?
Uuuu...
Shino-Siiiiiiis! SHINO-SIIIIIIIS! Where are yoooooooou? I'm all alone and scared and defenseless and all I have is a damned leek. Shino-sis, where are yoooou?
This better not be one of those sequel deals where they fire some of the old characters. I won't be able to make it through without Shino! Who's gonna keep me from getting into trouble and have all the convenient information when I encounter new things?!
Shinooooooo!
*Bawls*
This sucks.
...
*Equips the leek*