Maybe it's me...
Long overdue update...
I'll start off light go deep and then return to the shallow end of the pool.
Gym Story
I've been working out at the gym for a couple months now and I was able to purhcase my first medium skirt, but we'll get back to that later. Since I have started working out I have gained 15 lbs. But no one seems to notice. Everyone says it's muscle but whatever. I've continued working out and there has been no change in my weight. I weigh more now than I did before i started working out. So how was I able to purchase and fit into a size medium skirt, you say? That is my question. None of my clothes fit any different or better. So how is it that the medium skirt fit and felt better than the large skirt in the store? I've pondered and come up with the only possible solution...The fashion industry has absolutely no concept of what a women looks like over a size 4. I say this because I can barely fit a size 14 in New York & Co, which makes clothes for the skinny bitches. Yet, a size 14 is too big in Lane Bryant, which designs clothes for those larger in girth. So i can't fit clothes in skinny bitch store...i can't fit clothes in the big womens store...i can't lose weight at the gym only gain, yet somehow my clothes still fit and i was able to purchase a medium skirt and not worry about it cutting off circulation, shrinking, or looking stoopid. So what does this say...I have not clue...I'm totally lost and give th fuck up.
Rape Story
Ok...I was almost raped a couple of weeks ago. No biggie, he was a light weight and I easily pinned him up and pushed him off of me. I should stop saying no big deal. Everyone keeps telling me to stop saying that, but whatever. It was first date, he got a little overly aggressive...I finally fot him out my house and got him to leave with out much incident, managed to cancel the second date. "forgot" to return his last call and I hadn't heard from him in a week so I considered the whole thing done with. Then...this past Saturday I get this knock on my window at 9am.. I mean wtf! Who the hell is this. I didn't answer as I sleep in the nude and had to get and put clothes on...which was difficult since i just been abruptly woken from my sleep. Byt the time i get up the person leaves..fine i go back to bed and then the doorbell rings. wtf!! Who the hell is this? I finally get and go outside and this nigga is ringing my doorbell. WTH!?!? We walk around to my sidedoor where the window is he knocked on and immediately begins mauling me, telling me about his record deals, how he just got back from NY, will I be his gf, do i wanna go out today. Stop mauling me, that's great, really...ny, no, it's raining. He asked me like 5 times if would be his gf or if I've thought about being his gf. He finally leaves after many more attempts at kissing and god knows what else, but he leaves. Unfortunately after that i couldn't get back to sleep so I waited what i felt like a sufficient amount of time that he should be long gone and went to the gym to work of some..."ewww".
Luckily...a week later...and i haven't heard from him. Hopefully he doesn't just show up again.
Philisophical Question
Have you ever had a bowel movement so powerful you feel you large intestine cave in from the resulting vacuum left behind due to the sheer magnitude of the waste your body just expelled - resulting in the statement, "Coming out feeling about ten pounds lighter!"?
Just asking...
Random Thoughts
If you are retarded and committ suicide, do you go to hell?
If you are a schizophrenic(sp?) and your alter ego kills someone, do you go to hell or just half of you?
When I ask you a question I expect an answer. When you ask me a question you expect an answer and I gladly give you one even if it's "one sec". I expect the same courtesy. My question is just a question.
Do you know where you're going? - Does not mean stop and ask for directions
ARe you hungry? - does not mean i want to eat
are you finished yet? - does not mean hurry up and it certainly does not mean silently finish whatever you're doing until you are finished and then answer the fucking question.
Where are we going? - does not mean i am in fear of my life and am about to call the police if you don't tell me.
What are you doing here? - does not mean I don't want you here
Where have you been? - does not mean i need to konw your where-a-bouts every hour ofo every day when we are apart.
I like you does not mean I'm your gf
Let's hang out does not mean we're dating
1 date does not mean I'm your gf
1 date does not mean we're having sex
1 date does note man you get a second
No does in fact mean No
Pushing you off of me does not mean we "wrestling"
A slap in the face is not foreplay.
When i ask a question it is just that..a question. I genuinely want to know the answer to the question. There is no alterior motive, no hidden agenda, no trick...i just want to know. When i say something...I mean. No flirty double talk, no hidden meaning, what i say is what i mean. I get that most of you aren't used to that...but then don't be surprised when i cease to have intellectual conversation with you because you keep bringing all your "baggage" to the party.
I'll start off light go deep and then return to the shallow end of the pool.
Gym Story
I've been working out at the gym for a couple months now and I was able to purhcase my first medium skirt, but we'll get back to that later. Since I have started working out I have gained 15 lbs. But no one seems to notice. Everyone says it's muscle but whatever. I've continued working out and there has been no change in my weight. I weigh more now than I did before i started working out. So how was I able to purchase and fit into a size medium skirt, you say? That is my question. None of my clothes fit any different or better. So how is it that the medium skirt fit and felt better than the large skirt in the store? I've pondered and come up with the only possible solution...The fashion industry has absolutely no concept of what a women looks like over a size 4. I say this because I can barely fit a size 14 in New York & Co, which makes clothes for the skinny bitches. Yet, a size 14 is too big in Lane Bryant, which designs clothes for those larger in girth. So i can't fit clothes in skinny bitch store...i can't fit clothes in the big womens store...i can't lose weight at the gym only gain, yet somehow my clothes still fit and i was able to purchase a medium skirt and not worry about it cutting off circulation, shrinking, or looking stoopid. So what does this say...I have not clue...I'm totally lost and give th fuck up.
Rape Story
Ok...I was almost raped a couple of weeks ago. No biggie, he was a light weight and I easily pinned him up and pushed him off of me. I should stop saying no big deal. Everyone keeps telling me to stop saying that, but whatever. It was first date, he got a little overly aggressive...I finally fot him out my house and got him to leave with out much incident, managed to cancel the second date. "forgot" to return his last call and I hadn't heard from him in a week so I considered the whole thing done with. Then...this past Saturday I get this knock on my window at 9am.. I mean wtf! Who the hell is this. I didn't answer as I sleep in the nude and had to get and put clothes on...which was difficult since i just been abruptly woken from my sleep. Byt the time i get up the person leaves..fine i go back to bed and then the doorbell rings. wtf!! Who the hell is this? I finally get and go outside and this nigga is ringing my doorbell. WTH!?!? We walk around to my sidedoor where the window is he knocked on and immediately begins mauling me, telling me about his record deals, how he just got back from NY, will I be his gf, do i wanna go out today. Stop mauling me, that's great, really...ny, no, it's raining. He asked me like 5 times if would be his gf or if I've thought about being his gf. He finally leaves after many more attempts at kissing and god knows what else, but he leaves. Unfortunately after that i couldn't get back to sleep so I waited what i felt like a sufficient amount of time that he should be long gone and went to the gym to work of some..."ewww".
Luckily...a week later...and i haven't heard from him. Hopefully he doesn't just show up again.
Philisophical Question
Have you ever had a bowel movement so powerful you feel you large intestine cave in from the resulting vacuum left behind due to the sheer magnitude of the waste your body just expelled - resulting in the statement, "Coming out feeling about ten pounds lighter!"?
Just asking...
Random Thoughts
If you are retarded and committ suicide, do you go to hell?
If you are a schizophrenic(sp?) and your alter ego kills someone, do you go to hell or just half of you?
When I ask you a question I expect an answer. When you ask me a question you expect an answer and I gladly give you one even if it's "one sec". I expect the same courtesy. My question is just a question.
Do you know where you're going? - Does not mean stop and ask for directions
ARe you hungry? - does not mean i want to eat
are you finished yet? - does not mean hurry up and it certainly does not mean silently finish whatever you're doing until you are finished and then answer the fucking question.
Where are we going? - does not mean i am in fear of my life and am about to call the police if you don't tell me.
What are you doing here? - does not mean I don't want you here
Where have you been? - does not mean i need to konw your where-a-bouts every hour ofo every day when we are apart.
I like you does not mean I'm your gf
Let's hang out does not mean we're dating
1 date does not mean I'm your gf
1 date does not mean we're having sex
1 date does note man you get a second
No does in fact mean No
Pushing you off of me does not mean we "wrestling"
A slap in the face is not foreplay.
When i ask a question it is just that..a question. I genuinely want to know the answer to the question. There is no alterior motive, no hidden agenda, no trick...i just want to know. When i say something...I mean. No flirty double talk, no hidden meaning, what i say is what i mean. I get that most of you aren't used to that...but then don't be surprised when i cease to have intellectual conversation with you because you keep bringing all your "baggage" to the party.