ITLPD, CUR
Pungenday the Forty-Forth of Bureaucracy in the Year CUR
Ahoy, me maties! Though me own arse be late,
'Twas that International Talk Like A Pirate Date
So wheree'er ye went an' whate'er ye ate,
Ye better've talked talked like a pirate, mate!
Arr. Yer good captain, Smilin' Scott Silver th' Splenophrenic, spent the better part o' yesterday slavin' away in the galley, so he did, scrapin' the bunghole-leavings off o' landlubber's plates. Not a happy pirate was he, mark me words. So, seein' as I missed all the plank walkin' and timber shiverin' yesterday, I'm declaring International Talk Like A Pirate Day today - for meself only.
Yarrr!
Ahoy, me maties! Though me own arse be late,
'Twas that International Talk Like A Pirate Date
So wheree'er ye went an' whate'er ye ate,
Ye better've talked talked like a pirate, mate!
Arr. Yer good captain, Smilin' Scott Silver th' Splenophrenic, spent the better part o' yesterday slavin' away in the galley, so he did, scrapin' the bunghole-leavings off o' landlubber's plates. Not a happy pirate was he, mark me words. So, seein' as I missed all the plank walkin' and timber shiverin' yesterday, I'm declaring International Talk Like A Pirate Day today - for meself only.
Yarrr!