Jun 04, 2004 00:28
I am extreemly tired right now but since my mother isn't home to inforce her sleep polocies on me, I'm going to force all the creativity I have into the keyboard.
I want to make a list of things for people not to do when they are around me because, it's all about pleasing me isn't it? But if I only have one topic of conversation of digress like crazy please forgive me I needed to update.
1. Please, please don't talk about drivers ed around me if you are a 16 year old infant who doesn't deserve to be let out of the car seat nevermind get behind the wheel. You don't deserve to drive, no one does! Besides me. This is probably my biggest source of frustration, when the girls in my class talk about how much dick they sucked at drivers ed. God dammit, you really shouldn't be allowed on the road when your biggest worry is if your ducky PJ's will be clean for tomarrow. I'm really angry now.
2. If you are Stephen from work, DIE! That's all you have to do man, it doesn't take much to please me. And if you're feeling generous you can take out your FAT FUCKING SLOB of an aunt while you're at it. Anyone who works/has worked at the CTS will agree.
3. If you're my mom, take a break from the monotonous task of shoving burning embers up your ass and be nice for a change. I mean I love you and all but you sure are a bitch.
4. Everyone, please stop witholding money from me. I know there doesn't seem to be a lagitimate excuss for giving me your money, but it will work to your advantage in the long run. So if you have any extra bucks your wern't planning on spending on the 5 dollar 13 year old hookers (Mike is getting interested) behind the westgate mall, give it to me.
I promise my next entry will be much better than this crap, I was just so tired of seeing the picture of "me" on that book
Last point I want to touch on: so who saw me on knighline? Don't I look cute???
LOVING KISSES & HUGS
WILLIAM JOHN MARTIN THE IV