Coach needs to...

[williams_jason]

put me in the lineup tonight. If I'm in the lienup, we can win, because I won't let us lose.

Comments

[c_chelios24]

If you're so desperate, go find Shireen and get some ass, buddy. It'll make you less desperate. And forget about hockey too.

[williams_jason]

Desperate to play hockey! God, why do you always have to make those jokes about Shireen?

Forget about hockey??? I can't do that! Playing hockey is what I do, damn it.

[c_chelios24]

I find if I'm desperate to play hockey and go have sex.. I'm less desperate about playing hockey. Its amazing how those things work.

I can't give up the Shireen jokes, man. You said you thought she was HOT.

I forget about hockey all the time.. like when I'm having sex. So go have some because I think you need it.. desperately. AHahaha, I crack myself up.

[williams_jason]

*glares* I don't care what works for you.

God, what is so wrong with finding her hot? I don't want to bang her or anything, I just think that she's attractive.

Yeah, you've been forgetting about hockey a lot lately. Too bad you've been doing it when you're supposed to be playing it.

[c_chelios24]

I'ma hall of fame defenseman, you should care.

Everything? She's the most annoying person on the planet. And you do wanna sleep with her.

I'ma have to kill you now for that comment. I hope you enjoyed your life.

[williams_jason]

Well, I don't.

All I meant is that she's easy on the eyes! and she's also pretty nice, and actually bothers to talk to me.

You can't kill me. The team needs me.

[c_chelios24]

If the team needed you so much, you would be playing, duh.