Marriage Postscript
I still think the "Marriage Works" thing is creepy, but it turns out Campaign for our Children isn't all bad. They have some good information for hetero teenagers about sex -- abstinence is emphasized, and queers don't exist in this universe, but there's some useful, accurate stuff about contraception, STIs, and rape. And the abstinence stuff is not bad -- it talks about waiting until you're ready, which is good advice for everyone.