They should eat Sarah Palin with fava beans and a nice Chianti

Sep 24, 2008 11:29

I would say they should eat John McCain too, but he's probably really tough and stringy.  Cheney looks pretty succulent, though.

The polar bears are starving.  They're so hungry they are killing and eating each other.

Quote to keep you up all night:

What is the future for Arctic sea ice? Some scientists believe that in just five years, the Arctic may be ice-free during the summer.

Five years, people.  One Presidential term.

No sea ice means no polar bears.  They live on the ice.  They hunt on the ice.  They can't function without it.

And if you're an asshole who doesn't give a shit about polar bears, think on this:  the loss of the polar ice will screw up the climate all over the world.  We're talking crop failure.  We're talking massive killer storms.   It will affect humans.  It will affect you.

But this information is coming from scientists.  And Republicans don't give a shit about science.  Having the news come from scientists may make Republicans even less likely to believe it, according to that terrifying study
brooklynite  wrote about.

When are Amerikan voters going to wake the fuck up?

I don't want to live in a world without polar bears.  I really, really don't.   Moving to Canada can't fix this one.

And I'm sure Obama won't do enough.  But "not enough" is better than "nothing, and let's shoot at them from the air while we're at it."

politics, the end of the world as we know it

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