Actually read this. There's an update in there.
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open
with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say
so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and
makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
Unless they're goin for the
let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are
method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.."
would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And
he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure
it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they
talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up
with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because
guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait
too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems
with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to
him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your
relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.
If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't
notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what
it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think
alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy
can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and
grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about
it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and
take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being
whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is
spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely
say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please
come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that
often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're
with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking
something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions
and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to
admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he
represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs.
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making
out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem
right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them
questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he
really likes you or his neck really hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he
doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and
he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really
likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
I used to think these things were true or cute, and now I know that they are not. They are creepy and can be scary. No one should want to spend every waking moment with someone else. That is unhealthy. Have other friends. He should not hate if you talk about your guy friends. They are your friends, and he has female friends, doesn't he? You're not gonna want to be the onnnllllyyy girl in his life, so why should he be the only guy in yours?
Think I'm a bitch? Read The Breakable Vow. It'll knock some fucking sense into you.
Krissa's coming home for a bit this weekend, and I am so ultra excited. We will hang out and do ... probably nothing. Ha, like always.
BRING BACK MOMMY'S CHILI CHEESE DIP PAN... so she can make more.
Um. I wanted to update last weekend. Here's a quick snipet. (What the hell is a snippet?)
MCR show on Thursday. A-mazing.
Didn't go to school on Friday.
Brand New/Dashboard Friday night. Brand New sucked so fucking horribly. Dashboard put on a good show, but then again, they are Dashboard. The most exciting part of the night was the nachos.
Satruday-THE LAST NIGHT OF RHPS IN MERRILLVILLE! ::very sad face:: Aaron took me and we met up with David Lennie and Jessica Liccar there. We had to sit on the floor there were so many motherfuckers there. It was amazing. And the most depressing thing I've ever seen. At the end, the entire cast was on the stage, tear-stained faces and all. They all turned to hug each other, crying their fucking eyes out. I cried. I was damned sad.
I did something on Sunday but I can't remember what. Oh well. I'm sure it was fun, my weekend was awesome.
Halloween was cool. My mom was Flavor Flav. Basically the funniest shit ever. Check my myspace for the picture. http://www.myspace.com/17246048 Me and Josh hung out. We watched the Flavor of Love reunion. Haha. Flav-themed day.
I dunno. The last while has pretty much sucked with the exception of Monday. It was a lot of fun. Hung out with Aaron, Pat, Niki, and Matt. Drank. I enjoyed myself a lot. Most fun I've had in suuuuccchhhh a long time.
I'm hungry. What sense does that make?
This is lengthy and I'm sleepy. I'm gonna go talk to Andee Tuckah and pass out.
<3
PS
HI ROBERT! ::waves::
with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say
so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and
makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
Unless they're goin for the
let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are
method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.."
would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And
he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure
it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they
talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up
with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because
guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait
too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems
with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to
him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your
relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.
If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't
notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what
it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think
alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy
can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and
grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about
it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and
take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being
whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is
spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely
say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please
come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that
often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're
with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking
something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions
and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to
admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he
represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs.
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making
out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem
right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them
questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he
really likes you or his neck really hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he
doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and
he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really
likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
I used to think these things were true or cute, and now I know that they are not. They are creepy and can be scary. No one should want to spend every waking moment with someone else. That is unhealthy. Have other friends. He should not hate if you talk about your guy friends. They are your friends, and he has female friends, doesn't he? You're not gonna want to be the onnnllllyyy girl in his life, so why should he be the only guy in yours?
Think I'm a bitch? Read The Breakable Vow. It'll knock some fucking sense into you.
Krissa's coming home for a bit this weekend, and I am so ultra excited. We will hang out and do ... probably nothing. Ha, like always.
BRING BACK MOMMY'S CHILI CHEESE DIP PAN... so she can make more.
Um. I wanted to update last weekend. Here's a quick snipet. (What the hell is a snippet?)
MCR show on Thursday. A-mazing.
Didn't go to school on Friday.
Brand New/Dashboard Friday night. Brand New sucked so fucking horribly. Dashboard put on a good show, but then again, they are Dashboard. The most exciting part of the night was the nachos.
Satruday-THE LAST NIGHT OF RHPS IN MERRILLVILLE! ::very sad face:: Aaron took me and we met up with David Lennie and Jessica Liccar there. We had to sit on the floor there were so many motherfuckers there. It was amazing. And the most depressing thing I've ever seen. At the end, the entire cast was on the stage, tear-stained faces and all. They all turned to hug each other, crying their fucking eyes out. I cried. I was damned sad.
I did something on Sunday but I can't remember what. Oh well. I'm sure it was fun, my weekend was awesome.
Halloween was cool. My mom was Flavor Flav. Basically the funniest shit ever. Check my myspace for the picture. http://www.myspace.com/17246048 Me and Josh hung out. We watched the Flavor of Love reunion. Haha. Flav-themed day.
I dunno. The last while has pretty much sucked with the exception of Monday. It was a lot of fun. Hung out with Aaron, Pat, Niki, and Matt. Drank. I enjoyed myself a lot. Most fun I've had in suuuuccchhhh a long time.
I'm hungry. What sense does that make?
This is lengthy and I'm sleepy. I'm gonna go talk to Andee Tuckah and pass out.
<3
PS
HI ROBERT! ::waves::