Starring Bruce Campbell, Of Course
At work I was helping a friend alphabetize the horror movies, and we got to noticing some recurring words that come up a lot, like "Blood" or "Zombie." So, we joked about making the most cliche'd horror movie ever and giving it a completely ridiculous title using all those words. We found enough words to fill at least a trilogy, but the only grouping I remember is "The Dark Final Night 2: Revenge of the Evil Vampire Blood Zombies."
Oh, yeah, and we were gonna throw a fake director's name into the title as well, so, with the name I suggested, it'd actually be "Pedro Peterson's The Dark Final Night 2: Revenge of the Evil Vampire Blood Zombies." It would only get better if there was a video game tie-in and we could add "The Official Game of the Movie" to the end of it.
Oh, yeah, and we were gonna throw a fake director's name into the title as well, so, with the name I suggested, it'd actually be "Pedro Peterson's The Dark Final Night 2: Revenge of the Evil Vampire Blood Zombies." It would only get better if there was a video game tie-in and we could add "The Official Game of the Movie" to the end of it.