Feb 09, 2014 10:42
Things were going well. Sure, Bruce's goddamned twin, Batman, the District Attorney of Fandom, shut down his caffeine supply chain and he lost a couple of his best caffeine customers to tragic accidents. But for the mere price of several orphans, Bruce opened up some new caffeine supplies. Better stuff than he had been dealing in before. And he was able to use Cade's funeral to declare his candidacy for governor. AND one of his exes was surely going to prison. AND FINALLY, he was pretty sure he met the next Mrs Bruce Wayne last night.
Oh, yes, things were going well for Bruce Wayne. Until he got a text from his brother that just said look up. When he did, the direction of his day changed.
[OOC: The first thread is just for me and is NFB, please. The rest of the post is open!]