Bruce had been checking around the camp to see if anyone needed help with anything. When he took a turn at a toadstool, though, he found himself inside a hospital. "This again?" Bruce asked before hearing a gun cock behind him.
"I sure hope you've got a good HMO, punk," a tough-looking doctor with a chinstrap beard said. "Because once I'm done with you, I'm going to be taking you straight to the emergency room."
Bruce raised his hands and turned around slowly. "I don't mean anyone any harm."
"Good. Then you'll help me out," the doctor said. "Where is she?"
"I don't know who you're talking about," Bruce said.
"WHERE IS SHE?" the doctor yelled.
"I DON'T KNOW," Bruce shouted back.
Just then, an orderly started running down the hall, firing an uzi. Clearly, he knew something about where this she was and was looking to stop the doctor. The doctor yelled to a nurse behind a counter, "GET DOWN!" before leaping over the counter to join her. Bruce ducked around a corner and pulled a throwing star from his belt.
Bruce heard the doctor returning gunfire while quipping about an aortic valve or something. At that point, Bruce decided he'd heard enough. Bruce stepped out from the corner and threw the throwing star with precise aim, sticking it into the orderly's uzi barrel and causing it to backfire.
The doctor strode cockily over to the orderly and said, "Looks like your insurance has been denied." The doctor turned back to say, "Sorry, bro. I didn't realize you... Where'd he go?"
But Bruce was already gone. He'd ducked into a room to sneak out a window, but the second he left the hospital corridor, he was back at the main camp.
Bruce just sighed. "We need to get out of here soon. I can't deal with this every day."
[OOC: Yes, Bruce is in Lucas Lee's classic, Action Doctor.]